JOKE

FRUSTRATING TACITURNITY 

A young s. American female reporter informed a notoriously taciturn U.S. president that she had made a bet with her editor that she would be able to make the president speak more than two words. "You lose," said the president.

(Adapted from WORD POWER MADE EASY by Norman Lewis.)

A vivid synonym of God is The Unmoved Mover.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

WORLD RECORD 

My consort should easily find a place in the Guinness Book of World Records for not reading even a SINGLE book for years and years.

I think even Almighty God will FAIL to persuade a foolish and stubborn female to read books.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

FANTASTIC SELLERS OF USED BOOKS 

ALIBRIS and BETTER WORLD BOOKS are truly sensational online sellers of used books. They have MILLIONS of used books in stock which they sell online at reasonable affordable prices and can ship used books to almost every country in the world, including India. I have bought several excellent used books (which look almost new) from Alibris and Better World Books by ordering the books online from India. 

Thanks, Alibris. Thanks, Better World Books. 

May God bless you both.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

GARRULOUS 

I have the impression that all females are garrulous and it is very hard to know exactly what they are chattering endlessly about. I am often obliged to tell My consort to stop talking after she has spoken in roundabout sentences for a few minutes and I don't have a clue what she is actually saying. After stopping her, I tell her to first tell Me IN JUST A FEW WORDS exactly what she wants to talk to Me about so that it will be easier for Me to understand her sadly unorganized spoken communication. 

Kishalay Sinha [G]

JOKE 

I remember reading a book in English entitled "ESCAPADES OF A MAGISTRATE" written by an Assamese retired officer - I found the book in My mother's little office "library" containing a few books kept in an almirah in her office; I was a schoolboy then. I remember an interesting passage in the book telling this story: 

India was under British rule at that time. An Englishman who was a government officer had been posted in Assam; he had only a slight knowledge of the local Assamese language. One day, accompanied by his peon, the officer was wading through water in a flooded Assamese village, when suddenly he felt  something inside his shorts ("half pants") and asked his peon in alarm what this thing inside his shorts was, and the Assamese peon said: "Sir, jok জোঁক [bloodsucking leech]." The English officer told his peon angrily: "Half the damn thing has gone inside, and you call it a joke!" 

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Another joke:

An Indian friend told a British tourist who did not know Hindi how to tell hotel staff to close the door of his hotel room by remembering this sentence:

there was a brown crow ! *

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा [G]

* दरवाजा बंद करो !

SIKH JOKE

Milkha Singh was travelling by sea when a fellow passenger on the ship asked him:

"Relaxing?"

"No, sir, Milkha Singh," he said.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

WITTY SENTENCE

What is the difference between a train guard and a teacher?

A train guard minds the train and a teacher trains the mind.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BANGLA CARTOON (YouTube)

I have been searching for the meaning of the evergreen hit song "সাত ভাই চম্পা জাগো রে জাগো রে ... একটি পারুল বোন আমি তোমার ... ডাইনী সর্বনাশী রাক্ষসী মা আমার" sung by "Lata Mangeshkar", particularly the present identity of Demoness "ডাইনী সর্বনাশী রাক্ষসী মা আমার" (she has MANY "undefeated" "অপরাজিতা" clones, I am sure). I have just finished watching a few YouTube videos about the song but the cryptic meaning of this song is not explained, nor are the male and female characters in the song clearly identified. The following funny cartoon video seems to throw some light:

ডাইনি মা এর পরিচয় সপ্তম পর্ব / Dyneema Bangla Cartoon (13:18) / ধাঁধা Point (YouTube)

It seems to Me that:

SATAN = Lucifer = Adam = Joseph = Napoleon = Joseph Stalin = Z = Apollo = Sun god = Alpha and Omega = "God" = Andrew Carnegie (who was the richest American of his time) = Mammon = উকীল lawyer (BM) who keeps on changing form [he has many different-looking clones: Jack Ma (richest Nazi in China), voice trainer Andrew/ Andy Davis (see YouTube) etc.]

Peter = "Christ" = Son of "God" = Alexander = Peter the Great = Hitler [has many clones]

"Virgin" Mary / Bloody Mary / Josephine (wife of Napoleon) / Mammoness (BM) [has many clones]

Trinity: Father, Son, Holy Spirit 

Kishalay Sinha [G] 

June 12, 2020 A. D.* (Sunday)

*A.D. = Anno Domini (= "in the year of our [f.] Lord")

Richard Connell: "THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME" (cruel General Z, his deaf and dumb bodyguard Ivan [Y/Peter], and God Who CRUSHES General Z and his evil bodyguard Ivan#] (YouTube short films)

# Ivan the Terrible 

রক্ষিতা

bangla new short film 2018 / rokhita*/রক্ষিতা ... (9:25) / Nil Akash Multimedia (YouTube)

991 views 

* rok khi ta (in Bengali) রক্ষিতা = ৰক্ষিতা = रक्षिता = literal meaning: girl or woman who is protected; actual meaning: a euphemism for someone's mistress/special pr.

Dramatic short film.

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G]

FINALLY W.H.O. CAVES IN ** - PROBE ON - WORLD WATCHES W.H.O./UN (newsX) 

"China" did not introduce fake "corona virus". W.H.O. agents in China and in every country are the mass murderers. Don't use the vague word "China". That is criminal deception. 

SATAN/Peter and his GANG of Nazis coined the insulting term "COVID-19" for the fake "virus" to insult GOVIND/KRISHNA.

Nazi criminal "DOCTORS" and Nazi TV AGENTS will be wiped out. Entire W.H.O. will be wiped out.

Smita Prakash is a top Nazi.

All evil male and female Nazi politicians are scared.

** CAVES IN = SURRENDERS 

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Steve  

Steve/Stephen is a synonym of cunning Peter/Hitler/Satan. (Cf. RT guys Steve, Peter; Las Vegas mass murderer Stephen/Steve.)

YOU ARE OF YOUR FATHER THE DEVIL, AND YOUR WILL IS TO DO YOUR FATHER'S DESIRES. HE WAS A MURDERER FROM THE BEGINNING, AND DOES NOT STAND IN THE TRUTH, BECAUSE THERE IS NO TRUTH IN HIM. WHEN HE LIES, HE SPEAKS OUT OF HIS OWN CHARACTER, FOR HE IS A LIAR AND THE FATHER OF LIES.

         - JOHN 8:44 ESV 

(I copied the above quotation from a Rachel YouTube video to save time. I have about a dozen English translations of the Bible - ESV etc. + Bengali, Assamese, Hindi translations of the Bible.)

Krishna vs. Indra/Peter/Satan

The game is up, Satan.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

THE UNDERWORLD 

The Underworld: What's under our feet according to the Bible (1:03:20) / Robert Breaker (YouTube) 

sarcastic presentation of hell 

MY NOTES:

4 parts below ground (BEFORE Jesus Christ):

(1) HELL 

(2) Abraham's bosom [which is also called PARADISE/heaven]

(3) TARTARUS 

(4) BOTTOMLESS PIT 

PARADISE SHIFTED to earth's SURFACE/upper world AFTER JESUS CHRIST (son of "God") died and was revived: shifted to THIRD HEAVEN (new paradise) 

[FIRST heaven: original heaven from where Satan and his gang were kicked out angrily by God billions of years ago; SECOND heaven: paradise below ground BEFORE Jesus Christ came on the scene; THIRD heaven: new paradise on Earth AFTER Jesus Christ appeared]

Adam = Peter = Satan = Hitler = Steve = Stephen = Alexander = "God"

Abel = Joseph = Stalin = son of "God"/Peter by Eve/Eva Braun (compare Joseph Addison)

Adam/Peter/Satan/Hitler, Eve, Abel/Joseph/Stalin arranged the different parts of hell.

Isaac Asimov: "ALEXANDER THE GOD"

Isaac Asimov: "THE END OF ETERNITY" 

Terrifying YouTube videos on hell according to the Quran.

Kishalay Sinha [G] 

Zili

When will My consort grow up? Yesterday, she downloaded moj app, Indian substitute of TikTok, showing childish funny videos. And today she has downloaded another childishly funny Indian app - Zili. She showed Me two or three silly Zili videos which reminded Me of circus clowns. A childish Zili video shown Me was a young guy teaching the meaning of the mathematical symbols in the equation he has written on the blackboard to a woman standing near him in front of the blackboard; this crazy equation (4 written in chalk like we generally write 4, not like the 4 on a keyboard):

I (5+5)ve y(5-5)4

the "teacher" adding 5 and 5 (5+5 =10) and subtracting 5 from 5 (5-5 = 0), writing the detailed equation below the original equation:

I (5+5)ve y(5-5)4

I love you

the "teacher" saying I love you madam and getting a slap from her.

Another crazy Zili video shows a rich-looking man getting into a car and seating on the back seat of the car without a driver, the front side of his car without  car engine and battery etc. but replaced by a horse.

Very childish. Some days ago, My consort downloaded Ludo King app that makes strange weird sounds when she plays the game. My foolish consort's lowbrow personality is a foil to My highbrow personality.

Zili rhymes with silly. 

Kishalay Sinha [G] 

असुर অসুর অসুৰ

I have heard an explanation in a YouTube video which says that asur असुर অসুর অসুৰ refers to a guy who does not drink - अ सुर অ সুর অ সুৰ - no सुरा সুরা সুৰা - no wine.

Crazy.

My "dad" Krishna never drank. 

I never drink.

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा [G]

DD, AIR 

DD, AIR are run by Peter.

Kishalay Sinha [G]