FUNNY LETTER FROM GOPAL

NAZIS BEFORE HANGING 

When I hear frighrened Nazis on TV, they sound like they are saying their last words before getting hanged.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Dr. Harsh Vardhan, Health Minister of India 

Dr. Harsh Vardhan, Health Minister of India, has a fake medical degree, and did not practise for a single day, but despite his fake medical degree, he became a prominent member of Indian Medical Association. (Google source)

WHO?

Reminds Me of f. Emperor of India f. Harsh Vardhan - f. reincarnation...

Kishalay Sinha [G] April 12, 2020 

FUNNY LETTER FROM GOPAL 

Beloved Younger Brother,

Greetings to Respectful Parents. I am hoping all is well with health and wealth. I am fine at my end. Hoping your end is fine too. With God's grace and Parents' Blessings I am arriving safely in America and finding good apartment near University. Kindly assure Mother that I am strictly consuming vegetarian food only in restaurants though I am not knowing if cooks are Brahmins. I am also constantly remembering Dr. Verma's advice and strictly avoiding American women and other unhealthy habits. I hope Parents' Prayers are residing with me. 

Younger Brother, I am having so many things to tell you I am not knowing where to start. The flight from New Delhi to New York is arriving safely thanks to God's Grace and Parents' Prayers and mine too. I am not able to go to bathroom whole time because I am sitting in corner seat as per Revered Grandmother's wish. Father is rightly scolding that airplane is flying too high to have good view. Still please tell her I have done needful. 

But, brother, in next two seats are sitting two old gentle ladies and if I am getting up then they are put in lot of botheration so I am not getting up for bathroom except when plane is stopping for one hour at London. Many foods are being served in carts but I am only eating cashewnuts and bread because I am not knowing what is food and what is meat. I am having good time drinking 37 glasses of Coca-Cola.

They are rolling down a screen and showing film but I am not listening because air hostess ladies are selling head phones for 2 dollars which is Rs. 26 and in our beloved Jajau town we can sit in balcony seats in Regal Talkies for only Rs. 3. I am asking lady if they are giving student discount but she is too busy. I am also asking her for more Coca-Cola but she is looking like she is weeping and walking away. I think perhaps she is not understanding proper English.

Then I am sleeping long time after London and when I am waking it is like we are flying over sea of lights. Everywhere, brother, as far as I am seeing there are lights lights. It is like God has made carpet of lights.Then we are landing in New York and plane is going right up to door so that we are not having to walk in cold. I must say Americans are very advanced. And as I am leaving airplane, air hostess is giving me one more can of Coca-Cola. Her two friends are also with her but why they are laughing so much I do not know. I think these Americans are strange but friendly people in their hearts. I hope she was not laughing for racial. Perhaps she was feeling shy earlier.

Then I am going to long bathroom. As I am leaving I am making first friend in America. This is negro [taboo word, "black" is used now] gentleman named Joe [Joseph] who is standing at door and as I am opening it he is holding out hand so I am shaking it and telling him my name and he is telling me his. I am telling him if he is ever coming to Jajau he can ask for National Hair Oil Factory. If I have not returned from Higher Studies please tell Father that if negro gentleman named Joe is visiting he may kindly do needful.

Joe is doubtful I feel because he says "Far out, man, far out," but I am reassuring him that India is only 16 hours away by plane and that is not very far.

Next I go to place marked "Baggage" as Father has advised and suddenly place I am sitting starts to move throwing me. It is like python we once saw in forest, only rattling and with luggage bouncing on its back and sometimes leaping to attack passengers. I am also throwing myself on bag before it is escaping. I think if I am not wrestling it down it would revert to plane and back home to India. I am only joking of course.

Before this I am meeting very friendly gentleman at Immigration desk. I do not know why all relatives had warned against this man, because he is so friendly. He is talking English strangely but is having kind heart because he is asking me about nuts and I am saying that I am liking very much and eating many on plane. "Totally, totally nuts," he is saying, which is I feel American expression for someone fond of cashewnuts.

Before this he is showing friendliness by asking "How is it going?" I am telling him fully and frankly about all problems and hopes, even though you may feel that as American he may be too selfish to bother about decline in price of hair oil in Jajau town. But, brother, he is listening very quietly with eyes on me for ten minutes and then we are having friendly talk about nuts and he is wanting me to go.

At Customs, brother, I am getting big shock. One fat man is grunting at me and looking cleverly from small eyes. "First visit?" he is asking. "Yes," I am agreeing. "Move on," he is saying making chalk marks on bags. As I am picking up bags he is looking directly at me and saying "Watch your ass."

Now, brother, this is wonderful. How he is knowing we are purchasing donkey? I think they are knowing everything about everybody who is coming to America. They are not allowing anybody without knowing his family and financial status and other things. And we are only buying donkey two days before my departure. I think they are keeping all information in computers. Really these Americans are too advanced.

But, brother, now I am worrying. Supposing this is CIA keeping watch or else how they can know about our donkey? Anyway please do not tell Mother and Father or they are worrying, but lock all doors and windows. If CIA wants to recruit me to be spy in Jajau, I will gladly take poison before betraying our Motherland.

Then I am going out and cousins are waiting and receiving me warmly. I will write soon after settling down.

Your brother,

Gopal 

(pages 9-12)

***

Gopal preoccupied himself with exams and term papers. He was leaving before the results were declared, because, another sign of the tentacles of India reaching out to reclaim him, he had to reach in time for a wedding in the family.

It all passed in a blur. Exams, packing, the farewell to the staff that he rushed through. Randy brought Ann to his apartment and she gave him a long, lingering, regretful kiss. 

"You don't know what you've missed, honey," she told an amazed Gopal. 

As he packed the last of his toilet gear in the handbag, he felt like he was putting in the final moments of his life in Eversville. 

Gopal presented the last of his hair oil to Randy, who accepted it with apparent gratitude.

As they loaded the bag in the car, Gloria came rushing.

"Here," she thrust an envelope into Gopal's hand.

She gave him a tight hug. "Go now." She turned and ran back.

Gopal shoved the envelope into his pocket and they drove away.

"We're late, I just know we're late," chanted Randy.

They pulled up outside the airport entrance and Randy helped Gopal lug the bags and check in.

"You better hurry, sir," the lady said. 

She had red hair and something about that stirred in Gopal's memory. But he was busy saying goodbye.

"Well, brother," he shook Randy's hand, "thank you for everything."

Randy grinned awkwardly. "I hope you had a good time. Stay in touch now."

They shook hands formally again.

"I hope I am seeing you soon in India?"

"Absolutely. I'll write you first."

Gopal thought, he hasn't mentioned a harem.

They shook hands some more.

"Right," said Randy increasingly ill at ease. "Be seeing you. Take care." He waved, walking backward.

Suddenly Gopal remembered. "Randy," his voice was loud.

Randy stopped.

"Are red-headed girls," Gopal's voice was a loud whisper, "red all over?" 

Randy appeared to buckle. He hugged himself, waved a last time and turned and ran. Gopal thought his eyes had looked wet.

Gopal walked to the passage leading to the aircraft. His own throat felt craggy. Nice boy, he thought to himself as he buckled himself in, but a bit strange. He tasted the salt in his mouth and wept a little.

At New York he got off and was met by Sunil with great warmth. 

"So, you're going back home, eh? How was Eversville?"

Gopal struggled with himself, but he stayed cool. "It is being kind of neat."

"Great. Glad you liked it."

Gopal's flight left late at night so they drove to Manhattan. Gopal had been drinking throughout the flight from Eversville.

"So where d'you want to go to Gopal?"

"Any bar."

"Right."

They parked and walked into a bar.

Gopal drank steadily, answering Sunil in monosyllables 

Finally Sunil asked, "So tell me, Gopal, what were the girls like? You have a lot of girlfriends?" 

"No."

"None?"

"No."

"Shit. What happened? You mean you're going back after a year in America without getting laid?"

"Yes."

"Jesus, I hope the Tourist Office doesn't hear of this. It'll ruin business. I mean we can't let that happen, can we?"

"Gods," Gopal said thickly, "against it."

"Oh nonsense," encouraged Sunil. "This is America. American gods love it."

Gopal shook his head groggily. "No use."

"Wait and watch. We can't let this happen. America would close down."

Sunil got up and walked away. He returned in a while.

"There's a blonde sitting in that corner table. The bartender says 50 bucks is what it takes. I've paid him. It's my farewell present to you. Go get'em boy."

"No use," intoned Gopal. "Gods."

"Go try it," urged Sunil. "It's all bought and paid for."

Gopal staggered forward and saw the blonde. She stepped out and Gopal followed her uneasily down into a basement. Gopal unzipped himself. Gods, he thought to himself sadly, but he was starting to get interested. Excitement began to stir in him. The girl was half-lying on the bed. She had taken off her shoes, her blonde wig, her clothes and she was quite obviously a man. 

"C'mon honey," the harsh masculine voice grated, "I ain't got all night."

"Gods," he said aloud. He walked to the door and opened it. "Hey," said the rough voice, "you paid for it. You want it or not?" 

Gopal noticed he had black hair all over. Dispiritedly he closed the door behind him and walked up. 

Sunil looked at him in surprise. "That was quick."

Gopal smiled sadly.

"Well let's go." Sunil put his glass down with a thud.

On the drive he asked, "Everything okay?"

"Yes."

"Did you like the girl?"

"Very nice girl."

"Great." Sunil was relieved. "At least you haven't made history."

(p. 241-245)

***

Gopal sleepwalked through check in and walked up to the first class lounge. He sat down heavily and began to drink again. After a while he noticed a woman in a sari sitting opposite, matching him drink for drink. She smiled at him and got up and walked around a bit before sitting next to him. She was in her early forties, had fashionably short hair, expensive ear-rings, but a pleasant rather than beautiful face.

Gopal warmed to her and almost as though he couldn't stop, related his sorrow at his leaving America. He found from her that she was married, had a son studying in America in college who she had come to visit. As they drifted in their mutual alcoholic cloud into the aircraft, they sat on adjacent seats in the first class section. As the great craft rose towards the dew drop stars, they whispered their secrets.

Gopal told her of his disasters with women. She told him of how her husband ignored her and tried to seduce every girl he met. They drank more. Dinner was offered and refused, and now the lights were lowered. They burrowed in the softness of the cushions they had been given. They clung to one another, afraid of the morrow but able to ignore it in their contentment with each other.

At some point they had begun to kiss while talking. And then they stopped talking. Gopal forgot this was a woman so much older. He felt absorbed by her. He felt his cheeks wet with tears, his and theirs, and when he lurched into the bathroom, she went with him. And there, 30,000 feet above the ocean, Gopal at last felt he had truly become a man.

He went back to his seat and felt instantly asleep. When he woke up, the plane was taking off from London and the woman was gone, obviously having disembarked there. Awake yet disoriented, refreshed yet disbelieving, Gopal wondered if he had imagined it all. He stretched and felt something crinkle in his pocket. He fished it out and it was Gloria's envelope. It had his recent companion's name and address on it too. He opened the envelope and took out the letter. He carefully put the envelope with its address in his wallet. He was determined to see her again. He read Gloria's poem.

I wish we had got some time,

so I could make you mine.

I know you'll find a love as fine,

In some unexpected time.

Gopal laughed. He laughed all the way home.

(p. 245-247)

- Anurag Mathur: "The Inscrutable Americans" (RUPA & Co.)

Kishalay Sinha [G] 

कानून हाथ में लेना

For too long, कानून has been for and by Nazis against the badly cheated human race but the game is up. The entire gang of human-looking male and female Nazis will be wiped out mercilessly.

Kishalay Sinha [G] April 12, 2020 

String theory 

String theory is BULLSHIT. (Cf. RT interview with "Prof." Brian Greene.)

Kishalay Sinha [G] 

Nazi doctors and nurses in India 

Indian hospitals and private nursing homes are FULL of vicious male and female Nazi criminals disguised as "doctors", "surgeons", "pathologists", "medical technicians", "nurses", etc. Same story in every country.

Kishalay Sinha [G] 

Universities are full of Nazis 

Universities of every country are full of "professors" who are Nazi cheats.

Kishalay Sinha [G] 

bp has disappeared 

I downloaded bp (Blogger Pro) app yesterday (April 11, 2020) from Play Store but now (morning of April 12, 2020) I see that all My blog posts have disappeared completely from bp - faithful Blogger has remained. I wonder what happened to Blogger Pro bp. Was bp a prank concocted by pranksters?

Kishalay Sinha [G] April 12, 2020 

NO PROOF OF FUCKING VIRUS 

There is no proof whatsoever of the FAKE virus advertised by Nazis as f. "corona virus". Temperature or fever or cough does not mean it is due to nonexistent completely imaginary f. "corona virus" concocted by the evil Nazi W.H.O. mass murderer "Dr." Margaret Chan and her EVIL gang of hundreds of thousands of W.H.O. male and female Nazi CRIMINALS worldwide who should be LYNCHED mercilessly. No virus can be "tested" fucking positive or fucking negative in any fucking diagnostic lab by any fucking device by any fucking Nazi. Deaths can be due to lots of causes including murder but NOT due to imaginary fake "corona virus". All who are spreading complete lies and panic-causing misinformation about fucking fake "corona virus" should be shot dead and lynched. I thought India is a land of 420s e.g. ISRO cheats, but now I realize that ALL countries including India are full of fucking cheats, male and female.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

NAZI LIARS 

Nazis constantly use fake statistics.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

DD 

DD is run by Nazi cheats.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

REPULSIVE 

I find all male and female Nazis I see and hear on TV extremely repulsive.

Kishalay Sinha [G] 

Atheism 

India 

Belief that no God, gods, divine beings, or supernatural phenomena exist 

"Is a man merely a mistake of God's? Or is God merely a mistake of man?" - Friedrich Nietzsche, philosopher 

The idea of gods, the divine, or supernatural agents i

s often closely related to very basic, driving questions. Who created the universe? How did we come to be here? For the atheist, the answer does not rely upon a supernatural or divine basis. Atheism allows for the possibility that there is no divine, godly answer to our questions. (page 100)

Agnosticism 

India 

Belief that it is impossible to know if the supernatural, including God, exists

"Who knows for certain? ... None knoweth whence creation has arisen ..." - The Rig-Veda, Hindu scripture 

In modern times, people often use "agnostic" to denote those who describe themselves as being unsure about whether a God exists. 

Agnosticism expresses skepticism, especially regarding the extent of human comprehension. It is also a statement that it is immoral to believe in something that has no basis, or to assert an answer to an unanswerable question. (page 100)

(Excerpts from "1001 IDEAS THAT CHANGED THE WAY WE THINK - The Most Interesting and Imaginative Thoughts From the Finest Minds", published by Hachette India [An Hatchette UK company]/Impulse; hardbound; colour/color illustrations; 960 pages; ₹ 2,295. I bought this wonderful illustrated encyclopedia from a young Impulse book agent who came to My house and gave Me a heavy discount. Equally interesting entries include Equals Sign, Drama, Tragedy, Abortion, Birth Control, etc. - G)

The above explanations of atheism and agnosticism sound very funny to Me. Immoral? Ha ha ha!!! (Hachette sounds like hatchet - hatchette is a female hatchet?!! Ha ha ha!!! Good joke!!! An Hatchette? Like an honest, an hour, an honourable/honorable - h is silent in Hatchette!!! Ha ha ha!!!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Equals Sign 

Robert Recorde 

The shorthand use of two parallel lines that revolutionized mathematics 

"To avoide the tedious repetition of ... is equal to: I will ... use, a paire of paralleles." - Robert Recorde

In 1557, Welshman Robert Recorde (c. 1510-58) grew weary of writing "is equal to" in his treatise on advanced mathematics and introduction to algebra, The Whetstone of Witte. The shorthand symbol that he devised is the two parallel lines familiar to those with the most rudimentary of mathematical knowledge: the equals sign. This symbol makes otherwise abstract mathematical ideas clear and the discovery of unknown quantities in algebra possible.

... the equals sign took many years to find a place in mathematical texts; seventeenth-century mathematicians were partial to ae, representing the Latin aequalis (equal).

The state of being equal, indicated by the presence of the equals sign, is an indispensable concept in basic mathematics and algebra. In fact, an equation could be argued to be the most basic notion in all of mathematical thinking: figures on either side of an equals sign are of the same value. Both sides of the equation can be simultaneously manipulated (by dividing, subtracting, or adding, for example) with the intent of "solving" the unknown in the equation. Most laws of physics are expressed most clearly through equations such as, Newton's First Law of Gravitation. (page 332)

(Excerpts from 1001 IDEAS THAT CHANGED THE WAY WE THINK, Hachette India; hardbound; 960 pages.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

The Devil 

Ancient Israel 

If God is a personification of good, the Devil personifies the absence of good, or evil 

"The Devil has come to you in great wrath, because he knows that his time is short." - The Bible, Revelation 12:12

From the Greek diabolos, the word "Devil" is considered synonymous with the Hebrew satan, which itself means "adversary" - in particular, an adversary of God. 

The Devil is a Hebrew idea that originated in c. 1500 BCE and appears in the Hebrew Bible. Jews see no direct link between the serpent that tempted Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and the adversary of Job. However, for Christians and Muslims, Revelation 12:9 and 20:2 make it clear that the Devil is that same serpent or "dragon." Allowed by God to go about his evil practices, he is "the prince of this world" (John 12:31) or "the god of this world" (2 Corinthians 4:4).

The Devil's princeship or lordship over this earth probably has to do with his apparent status as an extremely powerful but "fallen" angel who took his war against God to earth and now holds dominion over many non-believers. Although direct statements about the Devil having been an angel are few in the Bible ("Lucifer" probably has nothing to do with the Devil), there are some that make this fairly clear. Jude 1:6, for example, talks about "angels who neglected their first estate," ["Sounds like it means they gave up their rank or position, in addition to their "habitation" (residence) [Heaven] in exchange for some wicked thing they desired. Now, as a result, they are enjoying their 2nd estate--in chains." - Google source] and Revelation 12:7-9 talks about "the great dragon and his angels" who were cast out of Heaven.

The Devil is unable to tempt many people at once (people wrongly attribute to him an omnipresence that only God has), but his global influence is undeniable. For billions he is a symbol of pure evil (reflected in phrases such as "That's diabolical"), even though, theologically, pure evil cannot exist - evil being a deprivation of natural goodness [or purity]. (page 112)

(Excerpts from 1001 IDEAS THAT CHANGED THE WAY WE THINK, Hachette India; hardbound; 960 pages.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

REPULSIVE 

I find all male and female Nazis I see on TV extremely repulsive.

Kishalay Sinha [G] 

Occupy Movement 

Adbusters Media Foundation 

Protests intended to inspire people to redistribute the world's wealth more evenly 

"We shouldn't go into debt for an education, medical care, or to put food on the table." - occupywallst.org

The Occupy movement is a nonviolent international protest group opposing the control that, it believes, large corporations currently exercise over the global financial system. Its most commonly used slogan - "We are the 99 percent" - refers to what supporters regard as the iniquitous distribution of the world's wealth in favor of the remaining 1 percent. The name "Occupy" is taken from the movement's strategy of massing in a single building or confined public space and remaining there until its demands are addressed by the authorities. 

The movement began in the United States in March of 2011 with Occupy Wall Street, which was well advertised in advance by the Canadian-based group Adbusters Media Foundation, and drew around 1,000 supporters to the financial district of New York City. Over the following year, similar demonstrations were held in major cities worldwide, including Sydney, Sao Paulo, Paris, Berlin, Frankfurt, Hamburg, Leipzig, Tokyo, Auckland, Madrid, and Zurich. Numerous British cities also saw Occupy demonstrations; in London, around 3,000 protesters settled outside St. Paul's Cathedral after being barred access to the Stock Exchange.

Occupy's objectives are numerous but often ill-reported. They include the imposition on the largest multinational companies of a Robin Hood tax because its objective is to take from the rich and give to the poor. The movement also demands the arraignment* of fraudsters whom it holds responsible for the global financial crash in 2008, wide-ranging reforms of banking practices, and investigation into political corruption. (page 938)

* [arraign = (law) bring a criminal charge against somebody; bring somebody to court for trial. - Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary of Current English]

(Excerpts from 1001 IDEAS THAT CHANGED THE WAY WE THINK, Hachette India; hardbound; 960 pages; ₹ 2,295)

There is a funny photo of an Occupy Movement protester wearing a funny mask and holding a placard with the sarcastic statement "TRUST ME, I'M A BANKER" on the placard! (It is on page 939, facing the entry Occupy Movement on page 938.)

A former Swiss bank employee, who had been sacked by that Swiss bank, publicly handed over a sensational CD to Julian Assange/Wikileaks - it contains full details of staggering amounts of black money hidden in many Swiss bank accounts, which will shock the world. Details of many Swiss bank accounts of Indians who kept vast amounts of black money in Swiss banks under real and assumed names were PUBLISHED ONLINE by WikiLeaks some years ago. I copied the list for future reference. 

Kishalay Sinha [G]

REPULSIVE 

I find all male and female Nazis I see and hear on TV extremely repulsive.

Kishalay Sinha [G] 

"There was no pain in heaven!"

Fallen [female] angel talks of hell's torment (18:20)/Prophets Among Us (YouTube)

"There was no pain in heaven!" cries the sweet girl in agony.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Reincarnation 

Unknown 

Every human has been born, has lived, and has died before, and will do so again [and has been raped and tortured in underground Nazi HELL by Satan and his gang of Nazis again and again, repeatedly, for billions of years, but the game is up. - G]

"Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form." - Jalal al-Din Rumi, Persian poet and mystic 

The writings of teachers, such as Madame Blavatsky of the Theosophical Society and Edgar Cayce, helped to spread the belief that people have lived many lives. General George S. Patton claimed to have been a soldier in many of the world's great armies. And L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of the controversial Church of Scientology, also espoused a belief in reincarnation. (page 112)

(From "1001 IDEAS THAT CHANGED THE WAY WE THINK - The Most Interesting and Imaginative Thoughts From the Finest Minds", Hatchett INDIA, An Hatchett UK Company; ISBN 978-93-5195-044-8; illustrated; hardbound; 960 pages; ₹ 2,295)

Rebirth/reincarnation is 100% true. 100% fact.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Dr. Harsh Vardhan, Health Minister of India 

Dr. Harsh Vardhan, Health Minister of India, has a fake medical degree, and did not practise for a single day, but despite his fake medical degree, he became a prominent member of Indian Medical Association. (Google source)

WHO?

Reminds Me of f. Emperor of India f. Harsh Vardhan - f. reincarnation...

Kishalay Sinha [G] April 12, 2020