MODERN LOVE LETTERS (continued)
EQUALLY SWEET
Kishalay Sinha [G]
FOCII OF INTEREST
The chief focii (pronounced FO SYE - plural of focus) of interest to Me: the face, br. (covered), v. (covered). - G
Kishalay Sinha [G]
BIGGEST QUESTION
I think the biggest question ALL sweet and sexy girls are asking silently about God and are dying to know the answer is this: how many can have sex with Him? I think the answer is, without any limit, unlimited, infinite number when the time comes. Until that time comes, all sweet sexy girls can mast. imagining having sex with Him.
G
Sarah Brabbs (YouTube)
Sarah Brabbs: "Subverting Defensive Communication t..."/ Talks at Google (56:47) (YouTube)
Poor s. girls are insanely jealous of one another for no reason by God. - G
Why not speak the truth and say you got mad at s. Rachel for no reason whatsoever? Why blame your husband? Why not say you got very upset because you thought that God regards Rachel as the only s. girl He can think of? Now you know that God regards ALL s. girls as equally s. Read My latest Blogger blog post on this potentially upsetting topic. (I have copy pasted My smart calming post below to calm your momentarily jealous brain.) - G
HOW TO READ FASTER (YouTube)
"How to read faster"/ Merphy Napier (YouTube)
My pathetic darlings. The gang of Nazis, who have spent billions of years gathering (and sharing with other Nazis) knowledge not shared with cheated humans (cheated out of immortality by Nazis for billions of years) ask humans to read at impossibly fast speeds, and when humans cannot read at impossibly fast speeds and feel discouraged, cunning Nazis call discouraged humans "dyslexic" etc. etc. to make humans suffer from an inferiority complex. But the Nazi game is up, thanks to omniscient God Who has infinite knowledge.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
FEMALE JEALOUSY
"Woman To Woman - Female Jealousy" / Thesparkleicious [The + sparkle + (del)icious)] (15:18) (YouTube)
[British pronunciation. - G]
She says, there are billions of gorgeous girls more attractive than her [but now she doesn't care coz God says all s. girls are EQUAL]
Kishalay Sinha [G]
"HOW TO DEAL WITH JEALOUS BITCHES" (9:18) / Brittney Gray (YouTube)
[Insanely jealous sexy girls can indeed behave like bitches. I am here using the term "bitch" as a popular metaphor and obscene expletive. I am not really sure if female dogs feel the emotion of jealousy towards other bitches, unlike female humans. By the way, all v. are damn attractive, thank God. - G]
Kishalay Sinha [G]
MODERN LOVE LETTERS
Harrish Joy: MODERN LOVE LETTERS, ISBN 81-87810-11-4, DISTRIBUTORS Chaudhary Book Com, Meerut - 250 001. Laser Typesetting: Bright Graphics, Abu Lane, Meerut. 117 model love letters. 148 pages. Price Rs. 35 /- (when I bought it).
Letter No. 46. A king's longing [love letter from Henry VIII to Anne Boleyn]
Letter No. 47. Napoleon to his beloved [Josephine]
Letter No. 44. Matrimonial letter
Letter No. 45. Reply to above
Opera House,
Bombay,
October 31, 1993.
Dear Miss Jaya,
I am Mr. "X". My real name is Jack Michael and I work in All India Radio.
I shall meet you at 5, York Place, next Saturday at 4 p.m. More when we meet.
Yours sincerely,
Jack Mickael.
MODERN LOVE LETTERS (continued)
Letter No. 7. A prelude to courtship
Hope Lodge,
9, Lover's Lane,
Shillong
My dear Chick,
...
Awaiting an early appointment.
Yours devotedly
Suraj
Letter No. 8. Expression of love for a beggar girl.
My dear and sweet beggar,
Who says that you are a beggar. You perhaps not know that the world is a beggar at the doorstep of your youth and beauty.
Here I am begging of you for love. Of course people are attracted by good clothes and ornaments. But beauty needs no ornaments. You are a paragon of beauty. Yesterday only I noticed the immense wealth of physical charms you possess. Who will not be spell bound by your moon like face, black perms and comely figure.
You are Shakuntala of Kalidasa and Juliet of Romoeo [Romeo]. I have become mad with passion for you.
I want to marry you. Drop me a letter about your mind and attitudes.
The beggar of your beauty
Amit
Letter No. 16. A letter for emphasising need for physical love
My dear Christina,
I am enthralled to think that you belong to me and I belong to you. It is as if God has made us for each other.
...
I hope you shall not be offended because what I have written is a philosophical truth advocated by thinkers like John Donne.
Yours
B. Sharma
Letter No. 17. A letter voicing D.H. Lewerence
My dear B. Sharma,
I sincerely feel that platonic love is a sham. I have read D.H. Lawerence who feels that platonic love is very fatiguing. George Bernard Shaw has also emphasised the need and significance of physical love.
Let the time come and then I shall not hold you back. I do agree that the mysterious [mysteries] of love are revealed through the medium of bodies.
Yours only and only yours,
Grace.
Letter No. 26. A male teacher to his girl friend.
My soft and Sensuous Kamini,
I must confess that I love you and you alone. [Everyone makes the same confession except God. - G]
With great expectations, and hopes
Your very own
Amit
Letter No. 27. Reply to above letter
My dear Amitabh,
I have no words to thank you for confession. I am so overwhelmed with excitement to know about your love. I read, re-read your sweet note. I expected this note long ago. I love you and admire you for your encyclopaedic knowledge. I have always praised you aming my friends.
I wish to come to you to confess my feelings. Thank you for the gesture of love and affection. Your presence is heavenly and your love a paradise on earth. God has been kind to both of us. Let us come closer and be one in body and soul. My heart flutters and leaps in joy to reciprocate your warm and passionate offer of love and friend ship. I am proud of your pleasing personality and rare intelligence.
Yours and Yours
Mridula.
Letter No.
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