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PROSTITUTES AND DRUGS AND PRISON

Truly the most brilliant practical business idea ever invented - to carry on business with ZERO investment. Truly fantastic. Of course thanks to God's free gift.

With some training in the craft of writing - God's online posts are the easiest and best teaching - could write exciting authentic erotic bestsellers from genuine first hand experience. An even better option is to write short books and articles on how to have terrific s. (I am not being Sarcastic. Can't I write anything for God's sake without being suspected of Sarcasm?)

I have heard that taking drugs like LSD etc. can make one have out of world experiences such as the feeling of floating in the air (as related to Me many years ago by a cousin brother who used to take ganja as a young college student).

G

What's wrong with being in prison? Free food. No rent to pay. Protection. Having new friends. It's all about how you look at things. Half empty - or half full?!! - G

Making a mountain out of a mole hill. What on earth does that mean?

All are pr. - overtly or covertly - actually or virtually. No big deal. - G

"Please for God's sake what on earth are these stunning words overtly and covertly and what on earth is virtually - no pr. has her room full of big dictionaries please. Pr. use v. - pr. can do without any dictionary."

Esoteric words are sometimes used by One to avoid being Rude and Blunt.

"Esoteric." Gosh.

G

Police stations in India

Police stations in India are a good way to time travel. If you want to see Indian life in the Seventies, with no computers and tons of brown paper files, a police station is a good place to visit. Of course, the Hauz Khas station had a bit of modernity too. They had two computers, both with fat CRT monitors. They ran on Windows software from the Nineties. At nine in the morning, the station was jam-packed with people, as if the police were distributing free 10 GB data cards.

(page 54)

CHETAN BHAGAT: "THE GIRL IN ROOM 105", W (Westland),
₹199.

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT ALL CAN WATCH PORN VIDEOS except God.

SPOILER - KILLJOY:

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I HAVE SUDDENLY REALIZED WITH A SHOCK THAT PRACTICALLY ALL PORN VIDEOS AVAILABLE ONLINE MAY BE COMPLETELY FAKE AI VIDEOS (LIKE FAKE ISRO VIDEOS).

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]

WATCHING PORN

'Control yourself, Laxman,' I said soothingly. 'I have come to help you.'

Laxman looked at me with distrust.

'You need to tell me what happened,' I said.

'I swear on my children I didn't do anything.'

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'Youporn.com,' Saurabh said. 'Hot desi bhabhi has fun with stud devar. That's from 2:10 to 2:14.'

'What?' I said. We sat at our dining table eating French fries. Saurabh had his laptop open, with Laxman's phone tethered to it.

'That's what his phone's browser history says. You want me to go through your phone?' Saurabh said.

'Very funny. What's next?' I said.

'Neighbour does big-busted eager Mally aunty. Shall we have a look at eager aunty too?'

'Wait, so he was actually watching porn?'

'Sure he was. Look at this: Sardar honeymoon couple leaked video. Wait, how can they be sure it is an actual honeymoon video?'

Laxman had not lied.

'Jaipur college-girl shows ...' Saurabh was still listing the sites out. 'Bhai, one thing is for sure, he only likes desi porn. He skipped international ?'

'Shut up. When does his party end?'

'Around 2:29 a.m.,' Saurabh said. [I remember that My college roll number was 229; strange. - G]

'Open the IP address logs on the Himadri network.'

'We can. But don't you want to watch Hot Tamil couple enjoy in Indian train? I am curious.'

'Golu, this is not a joke. This is about someone's life.

'Okay, fine,' he said. He switched from the browser history to the IO addressed file.

'These are the IP addresses of all devices that logged into the Himadri Wi-Fi network,' Saurabh said. He scanned the excel file for a few seconds.

'Show me,' I said.

He showed me a table with IP addresses on his laptop screen.

'This is real proof. Laxman is innocent,' I said.

'Yes, he didn't kill anyone at that time.'

'Thank you, Golu,' I said. 'I will take this to Rana.'

'Welcome, bhai. But can I ask one thing?'

'Sure.'

'Why are you getting involved in this? Why bother? Let the police do their job.'

'But, see, they botched up. Laxman didn't do it.'

'Let Laxman fight it out. Or let the police eventually figure it out. Zara is gone, bhai. Let her go from your mind too.'

'I know I should. I want to find out who did it.'

'I will print this out. We can take this to Rana tomorrow.'

'Thanks.'

'It's okay, bhai. Just don't sport that Devdas look, please. Nobody is allowed to make that sad face while eating French fries.'

(pages 86-88)

CHETAN BHAGAT: "THE GIRL IN ROOM 105", W (Westland),
₹199.

I have suddenly realised with a shock for the first time that practically 100% porn videos available online may be FAKE AI videos. I have heard that there are thousands of porn websites - suddenly I realise that these are probably purveyors of fake nude videos of hot sex.

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]

SENSATIONAL

I have been stating for many years - hyptohesizing, actually - that the latest reincarnation of Krishna DIED some years ago. Suddeñly, it seems to Me that he did not die but left a CLONE at his home to substitute for him and transformed his body to a comparatively younger guy.

This method of transforming one's body and using a clone as one's proxy has been standard modus operandi for billions of years. It is interesting that the name of My late puritanical and strictly monogamous "dad" was Krishna, though it is possible that the dead old guy who we thought was My "dad" Krishna was in fact an unimportant and disposable CLONE of Krishna. I am suddenly also aware of the  possibility that My mother "late" Sukhajyoti [SUKH = ANANDA + JYOTI = LIGHT; LUCIFER= light bearer] is not "late" but exists in a transformed (comparatively younger) form and also that My "late" brother Kirity [= Arjun, top disciple of Krishna] is not "late" but exists as a young "unemployed" married guy whose wife seems also to be a much younger transformed female [a devotee of Krishna] who has left a white-haired identical-looking CLONE in her house to act as her proxy. I am 100% sure that Eve etc. know the exact identity of all males and females who have played important roles on and inside Earth. Frankly I am very tired of tiresome f. transformations of every transformed guy each of whom has been audio videoed continuously for billions of years by psycho-technologists.

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]