MY CHESS MOVES

MY CHESS MOVES

At Matunga Police Station:

Police Officer: Any complaint?

G: No complaint.

Silence.

G: I would like to meet "Dr." Gos. [an expert in toxicology].

Police Officer: Address?

I gave the Nazi's home address two thousand miles away.

Silence.

G: I think I have offended his daughter [sexy Nazi honeytrap used by Nazis to try to prevent My achieving immortality for the human race].

Police Officer: Why, what have You done? FUCKED her?

G: No.

Police Officer: Then? Listen. You are an educated Man. Indian is an independent country. FIGHT BACK!

G: Thank you.

Kishalay Sinha [G]