A very immature poem I wrote: LOVE

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A very immature poem I wrote: LOVE  

I hesitate to reproduce (!) the following very immature romantic poem (slightly edited) entitled "LOVE" which I wrote when I was a (Pure, Robotic, Emotionless) M.Sc. Physics Student at Dibrugarh University in Assam. (Being an Unfeeling Robot, I never had any f. "girlfriend" to f. Indeed, I never had pre-m. s. with any female.) The piece of paper on which I wrote My poem was pinned on the board of the "wall magazine" of Dibrugarh University:

             LOVE

       Kishalay Sinha

Love is listening to the silent wireless waves from your beloved.

Love is thinking about monogamy and polygamy and harem-building and celibacy.

Love is gazing at the star-filled sky and thinking of deep, eternal love.

Love is scoffing at Miss Worlds and Miss Universes.

Love is pretending you don't love!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

EMOTIONAL INDIANS

हर Indian बहुत ज्यादा emotional sentimental होता है / होती है (यद्यपि मैं formally Indian हूं - ये "यद्यपि यद्यपि" चक्कर क्या है जी - in fact सब को मालूम I am Someone Else in Disguise, so I am like an emotionless Robot) - जीतने के लिए mentally unbalanced पागलों की तरह f. Nazi "देवता" "देवी" को f. "पूजा" करेगा - जीतने से player को "hero" बना देगा - लेकिन हारने से एकबार तो जूते का माला भी पहनाया था - इतना असभ्य और uncultured guys शायद दुनिया में और कहीँ नहीं मिलेगा ... मैं तो sports नहीं देखता unlike My very stupid and emotional धर्मपत्नी - मैं तो कभी कभी TV report देखता mainly s. लड़कियों को देखने के लिए यार 

Kishalay Sinha  किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]

Water inside White House!

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THE KING OF THE DARK CHAMBER

I have read very closely between the lines the interesting and cryptic play "THE KING OF THE DARK CHAMBER" (translation of the intriguing Bengali play "রাজা", included in "GREAT WORKS OF RABINDRANATH TAGORE" [pages 614-647], published by JAINCO [not JAICO], C-50, Y-3, Dilshad Garden, Delhi-110095; 791 pages; Rs. 195.00). I believe I have understood what the play is really about. (Practically all readers will miss the point of this play.) I think the play is actually about penintent Eve/Mary who has been humbled by God.

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आंसू बहाने की जरुरत नहीं - सब की v. तो एक ही है - चाहे v. बंगाली या असमीया की या हिंदी/उर्दू-वालीकी - in fact, मुझे तो s. हिंदी/उर्दू-वाली बेचारियां बहुत सीधी-सादी लगतीं हैं ... शायद genetically ही बहुत सीधी-सादी होतीं हैं जी... वाह वाह ! क्या बात ! मन बहला दिए जी ! ... चालू The Great ... s. Indian s. बेचारियों को भूल गए जी ? (v. तो एक ही है जी) ... नहीं भूला जी ... s. Indian sexpots बेचारियों को कैसे भूल सकता हूं जी ... क्या sexy sexpots हैं यार ! ... According to Vatsyana's Kama Sutra (a boring book; porn videos are far more interesting and far more instructive; "It seems You are interested in everything, including dirty things, जी"), one of the categories of females is हस्तिनी ... वैसे तो सब समान हैं जी - सब deflowered हैं जी ...

आप तो सब बेचारियों को पागल कर देंगे जी - कर देंगे? - पागल कर देंगे ?!! - future tense ?!! -  पागल कर दिये हैं - present tense जी ... हर बेचारी चाहती to get f. by You... you may think this could be a case of Megalomania. (It would be very inappropriate to describe Omniscient, Omnipotent, Omnipresent Almighty God as a "Megalomaniac" - a Nazi like Hitler suffering from delusions of grandeur is a megalomaniac but Almighty God is IN FACT The Ruler of The Whole Universe. - G)

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STOP WATCHING TV ?

I think I should stop watching TV because I keep imagining that s. females I see on TV seem to be weeping and crying which I know is not true. Therefore, I conclude that watching s. FEMALES on TV can trigger hallucination in Me, hence for My mental well-being it will be advisable for Me to stop watching TV.

"We suspect that You are being Sarcastic or You are giving a Pep Talk or BOTH!"

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GOD WILL NEVER TRUST ONE PAIR

God will NEVER trust through all eternity the EVIL Nazi King and Queen of Hell who have tortured the human race for billions of years: f. Satan/Peter ["Mukesh"] and f. Eve/Margaret ["Lata"]. The game is up, f. Satan and Eve. (Evil snake Pamela is evil daughter of the evil snake Peter and the evil snake Eve/Margaret.)

*** I have suddenly realized that the word EVIL must be connected with Eve! ***

As for Me, I don't trust ANYONE (because ALL can turn into foxes and snakes AT ANY TIME, especially One's f. "nearest and dearest ones") - EXCEPT Myself and psycho-technologists whom I trust 100%. "Like attracts like" - YES, but may not One ALSO argue that "opposites attract" - e.g. v. attracts P. ?

Kishalay Sinha [G]