Tempered Steel (NHK WORLD)

The world's about to end / GUIDE TO GALAXY

The book is a guide book, a travel book.

It is one of the most remarkable, certainly the most successful, books ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor - more popular than LIFE BEGINS AT FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY, better selling than THE BIG BANG THEORY - A PERSONAL VIEW by Eccentrica Gallumbits (the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six) and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's latest block-busting title EVERYTHING YOU NEVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT HAVE BEEN FORCED TO FIND OUT.

It is of course that invaluable companion for all those who want to see the marvels of the known Universe for less than thirty Altairian Dollars a day - THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

***

Ford slapped a five-pound note on the bar. He said, 'Keep the change.'

'What, from a fiver? Thank you, sir.'

'You've got ten minutes left to spend it.'

The barman decided simply to walk away for a bit.

'Ford,' said Arthur, 'would you please tell me what the hell is going on?'

Ford said, 'Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.'

'Very deep,' said Arthur, 'you should send that in to the READER'S DIGEST. They've got a page for people like you.'...

'All right,' said Ford. 'How would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?'

Arthur shrugged in a so-so sort of way.

'I don't know,' he said, taking a pull of beer.

Ford gave up. It really wasn't worth bothering at the moment, what with the world being about to end. He just said:

'Drink up.'

He added, perfectly factually:

'The world's about to end.'

(From Douglas Adams: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, A TRILOGY IN FOUR PARTS, Pan Books/William Heinemann Ltd, Copyright © Serious Production Ltd.)

Author of BBC series Dr. Who?

WF?

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]

SEX AND HUMOR DON'T WORK

Sex and humor are pathetic devices of deception used by panic-stricken Nazis PF and NL etc. but SADLY sex and humour as top distracting Nazi devices of deception JUST DON'T WORK WITH God. (Terribly sorry. Can't help. God cannot EVER be fooled by ANYBODY.) - G

Cf. Douglas Adams: "THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY" etc. etc. ad nauseam.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ATTRITION

Nazi f. trinity: Brahma/PF, Shiv/NL, Vish/Kr. (late) and clones and their f. mistresses - bitter war of attrition - annihilation ...

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Resume ?

কিনো ঘেন্টা আহে যায় "ৰিজুমে" কোৱা নে "biodata" কোৱা? ডাঙৰ ডাঙৰ lecture মাৰি থকা Nazi 420 ঠগবোৰে cheated ৰাইজৰ ভাল হোৱাটো নিবিচাৰে ৷ (By the way, résumé is NOT a Latin word but a French word.)

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Right not mentioned in Const.

Promiscuous sex is not included in the Constitution as a citizen's fundamental right. Who cares?

The universal attitude seems to be: "বাদ দিয়া হে Constitution!"

G

মিছা কথা

ইহঁতে লাজত আৰু সঙ্কোচত সঁচা কথা ক'ব নোখোজে (very secret one-way কাল্পনিক অনৈতিক প্ৰেম প্ৰকাশ কৰিব নিবিচাৰে - গোপন কাল্পনিক অনৈতিক প্ৰেমত মজা আছে - দুখ আৰু সুখৰ mixture) - আচলতে আজিকালি বেছিৰ ভাগ সময় ইহঁতে God's interesting online posts পঢ়ে আৰু পঢ়ি থাকিব বিচাৰে ... sweet and s. বেচেৰীহঁত ... ইমান কান্দিবলৈ মন যায় - crocodile tears.

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G]

ছোৱালী বনাম তিৰোতা

ছোৱালীবিলাকে জিকিব নেকি?

ভাবিবলৈ দিয়াচোন ...

আজিকালিৰ modern ছোৱালীবিলাক vir. নহয় বুলি শুনিছোঁ (ইমান ভদ্ৰতা দেখুৱাব  নালাগে - আচল কথা চবেই জানে), আনকি আজিকালিৰ "বাচ্চা" ছোৱালীবিলাকো হেনো (হেনো?) vir. নহয় বুলি শুনিছোঁ (চালু The Great) ... plus, very promiscuous, তাৰ মানে level playing field ...?

I have read that married persons make the best lovers (You mean illicit lovers?) because people generally do not suspect that they are carrying on তলে তলে ...

But I keep telling Myself: "G, You should not trust every writer."

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G]

অপদার্থ অপদার্থী

চারিদিকে অপদার্থ অপদার্থীদের ছড়াছড়ি ৷ এদের দ্বারা সৃষ্ট noise pollution সকালটা বর্বাদ করে দেবে ৷ ... ভীষণ বিরক্তি লাগে ... পৃথিবীতে কি পদার্থ পদার্থী নেই? 

অপদার্থ দাড়িয়া Nazi একটা over-hyped bore.

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দেবী

শয়তান Nazi "দেবতা"-গুণ্ডারা s. females গুলোকে মুখে বলে "দেবী" "দেবী", কিন্তু এদের v. ব্যবহার করে to make the "devis" pr., honeytraps, spies, double agents, trained female assassins (using lethal poisons), and treacherous lovers and wives.

But the game is up, f. Nazis.

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s. করার জন্যে পাগল

s. দেবীরা সবাই এখন পাগল হয়ে গেছে ল্যাংটা হয়ে তাঁর সঙ্গে বারবার illicit s. করবার জন্যে ৷ ভাবলে মাঝে মাঝে p. খাড়া হয়ে যায় for one or two seconds.

বাঁচবার আশায় নাটক করা ছদ্মবেশী Nazi শয়তানদের - clones of Peter/Hitler etc. - foolish চেষ্টা দেখে দেখে আমি বিরক্ত হয়ে গেছি ৷

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G] 

MANUFACTURING CLONES

Nazi male and female clones have been made for billions of years and continue to be made in Nazi clone manufacturing labs on and inside Earth; all Nazi clone manufacturing labs on and inside Earth are being recorded continuously.

cf. Aldous Huxley: BRAVE NEW WORLD

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ভাগ্যিস / PEP TALK GENIUS / SELLER OF DREAMS

ভাগ্যিস সব v. মিষ্টি ৷ God-সৃষ্ট perfect চীজ ৷

কেমন করে কথাটা জানা হল? অনুমান ৷

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CRITICAL GUY

কিছুক্ষণ আগে ধর্মপত্নীকে বলেছিলাম, "কত আর Critical হব? Critical ভাবে কথা বলা আর Critical ভাবে লেখা বাদ দেব নাকি?"

ধর্মপত্নী বলল, "হ্যাঁ, বাদ দাও ৷"

আমি বললাম, "কিন্তু আমি Critical বলেই ত Nazi শয়তানরা আমার কাছে নাপাত্তা হয়ে গেল, শয়তান Nazi গুলোকে খতম্ করে দিলাম - যে Nazi শয়তানরা কোটি কোটি বছর সবাইকে উল্লু বানিয়েছে ৷"

Uncritical ধর্মপত্নী ত সন্দেহ করে না কত অলীক কল্পনাগ্রস্ত self-styled one-way অধর্মপত্নীরা line মারতে চেষ্টা করছে কিন্তু Critical হওয়াতে সবাই নাপাত্তা ৷

G

MARGARET?

..  custom-made luxury planet building. The home of this industry was the planet Magrathea, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect.

But so successful was this venture that Magrathea itself soon became the richest planet of all time and the rest of the Galaxy was reduced to abject poverty. And so the system broke down, the Empire collapsed, and a long sullen silence settled over a billion hungry worlds, disturbed only by the pen scratchings of scholars as they laboured into the night over smug little treatises on the value of a planned political economy.

Magrathea itself disappeared and its memory soon passed into the obscurity of legend.

In these enlightened days of course, no one believes a word of it.

Douglas Adams: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, A TRILOGY IN FOUR PARTS, Chapter 15 (on p. 87 of the Pan Books paperback I have. - G)

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]

MOST SHOCKING

Suddenly, I have just had the most shocking insight into the identity of Adam, after pondering the name of the author of the highly entertaining "science fiction" story which is really a coded story: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, A TRILOGY IN FOUR PARTS.

Adam = Jesus = Joseph = John = NL *** (see below)

Satan = Peter/PF ? (I am not sure if PF is Satan. If he is not, then who is? WF? Kr.?)

My Gosh! Before now, I practically never thought of the possibility that NL is the reincarnation of Adam, son of God and Mary. (Sensational if it is true.)

WF = ? = son of Adam/NL ?

("PF" spied on WF?)

Kr. = ? = son of PF? (Vice versa?)

God = K. S.

Through his interviews and books, Norman Lewis, the world's greatest teacher, has been My greatest help in My shattering of Satan/Peter (?) and his fucking gang of male and female Nazis on and inside Earth.

Marlowe: Dr. Faustus

Napoleon Hill: INTERVIEW WITH THE DEVIL

Isaac Asimov: ALEXANDER THE GOD

Aldous Huxley: BRAVE NEW WORLD

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]

*** Perhaps Adam (son of God) = WF ; NL / "William Shakespeare" (?) (author of play "Hamlet") = son of Adam/WF ; Lucifer/Satan = PF? Kr. (late) ? My guess is PF = Lucifer/Satan/Peter/Hitler, Kr/Hercules (late) his illicit son by WF/Adam's treacherous unfaithful sex-starved wife Eve/Mary/Marian (was she raped by Satan?). Was Kr. son of Adam or illicit son of Satan? ("Peter Funk" is entered as a synonym of SWINDLER in the Merriam-Webster Thesaurus.)

G

Tempered Steel (NHK WORLD)

"HOW THE STEEL WAS TEMPERED" by NIKOLAI OSTROVSKY (translated by Rose Prokofieva, Raduga Publishers, Moscow) - highly dramatic fictitious story of a fictitious "handicapped" hero, designed to inspire God? There is an amusingly over-dramatic and therefore hard-to-believe biography of the make-believe hero Nikolai Ostrovsky in the Introduction to this novel.

I couldn't finish the novel although I bought it many years ago - to tell the truth (a redundant statement coz I always tell the truth) I have read only the first five or six pages! I don't need artificial inspiration by anyone - coz I am A Continuously And Perpetually Self-Inspired Guy!

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