Sita

Sita

'What is your name?' my mother asked.

'Sita Bandopadhyay,' came the reply, in a soft, frightened voice.

'What are you studying?'

'MSc in botany, this is my fifth year.'

'How did you do in your BSc?'

'I got a high second class.'

Perhaps the girl had answered these questions a hundred times before, but if she wanted a 'good husband', and if she wished a 'happy life', she would have to indulge in the ritual a good many times yet to achieve her goal.

The father of the girl took up at this point.

'My girl is always studying. (I had said I wanted a 'literate' girl.) I mean, it isn't up to a father to say this of his own daughter, but a more sweet-natured, helpful, self-sacrificing girl would be hard to find.'

Not a word escaped the lips of the 'self-sacrificing' girl.

'Sing us a song, my dear,' my mother said.

(From Sasthi Brata: MY GOD DIED YOUNG, Penguin Books, 284 pages, ₹250. There is a scandalous sketch of a nude male and a nude female on the front As cover. There is an even more scandalous nude sketch of a naked male and a naked female on the front cover of Sasthi Brata's novel CONFESSIONS OF AN INDIAN WOMAN EATER, Penguin Books, 356 pages, ₹375 - because of the vulgar  sketches, I keep both novels hidden among the many books on my book  shelves; the second novel does not hesitate to unashamedly use words like vagina - "Anita went on to tell me about David's obsession with his mother, how he felt that 'sexual In-ta-course' was a 'part of living' but did not have to figure too prominently in a 'good relationship'... The affair with Anita lasted a little less than a year. ... when she came [had an orgasm], the throbbing of her vagina convinced me that it was a 'real' one. At the end of the afternoon, she clutched me hard and said, 'I don't want David, I want you'..  [David = Peter] - G]

related novels:

Margaret Drabble: "THE GARRICK YEAR", Penguin Books [fictitious and facetious autobiographical novel about illicit relationship of Emma (David's wife) with Wyndham; novel is dedicated to Adam and Angelica - G]

Ruth Rendell: "FROM DOON WITH DEATH", Arrow Books [investifation of the MURDER of Mrs. Margaret Parsons; facetious detective story]

Suzanne Collins: "CATCHING FIRE" (The Second Book of trilogy "THE HUNGER GAMES"), Scholastic Press [Katniss, Peeta, Gale - G]

অমর পাল মৃত - হাস্যকর নাম

অমর পাল মৃত - কি হাস্যকর নাম - "অমর" মানে immortal কিন্তু actually in reality not immortal but mortal. (আত্মহত্যা/ suicide নাকি?)

আমার ভীষণ pure "বাবা" কৃঁষ্ণ খুব নীরস ছিল মানে কোনদিন কোন extra-marital female কে লাইন মারতে দেখিনি (অন্ততঃ এই জনমে) - কোথায় Lord কৃষ্ণের নাকি 16,108 "wives" ছিল (বোধ হয় till now এটা world record; "নিরক্ষর" সম্রাট "আকবর"/NL তার হারেমে বোধহয় মাত্র 1000 "queens"/pr. রেখেছিল) যারা সবাই একদা "পতিতা"/pr. ছিল যাদেরকে very romantic Lord Krishna (late) "উদ্ধার" করেছিল, আর কোথায় "বাবা" কৃ‍ঁষ্ণ with only one wife during his entire life!

আমার জন্যে আমার প্রয়াত "বাবা" কৃঁষ্ণ একটা দারুণ আদর্শ, তাই Monogamous Guy হয়ে আছি (এযাবৎ) - এবং আশা করি আমি অনেকদিন Monogamous Guy হয়ে থাকতে পারব - জানিনা কতদিন । (এক mysterious রহস্যময় কারণে "বাবা" কৃঁষ্ণ না খেয়ে না খেয়ে মরে গিয়েছিল - I am sure thousands of clones আছে তবে আফসোস original "বাবা" কৃঁষ্ণ চলে গেছে ।)

Google search করে ধর্মপত্নীকে "অমর" পালের photo দেখিয়ে বললাম লোকটা ত দেখতে প্রয়াত কৃঁষ্ণের মতো - ধর্মপত্নী বলল হ্যাঁ - আমি বললাম নিশ্চয় [f.] "অমর" টা [f.] কৃঁষ্ণের clone - ধর্মপত্নী নিরুত্তর ।

কি বাজে third class worthless over hyped time pass "গায়িকা" - নিশ্চয় ছদ্মবেশী f. Nazi pr. of Nazi trinity ...
কি বিশ্রী আওয়াজ - রাক্ষসীর মত ।

এরা সবাই Nazi pr. - সবাই included - তাই চিন্তার কারণ নেই - হিংসের কারণ নেই - কল্পনায় চুলোচুলির কারণ নেই - a level playing field - সবার same v. - সবাই সমান - সবাই ZERO ...

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G]

ZERO IQ / OOLLOO

উল্লু বনোৱা - উল্লু বানানো - उल्लू बनाना

কোনে কাক ভোট দিছে - কে কাকে ভোট দিয়েছে - किसने किसको भोट दिया - who has voted for whom recorded inside the room.

A tiny CCTV device identifies which voter votes for whom and the record is kept in the machine for inspection live by wireless by Peter/Hitler and his gang of foreign Nazi politicians who will supply the information to local Nazi politicians of all political parties.

When will stupid Indians become at least a little smarter for God's sake?

Indian masses have zero IQ.

Sad but true.

G