THE BOOK THAT SAVED THE EARTH
THE BOOK THAT SAVED THE EARTH
A funny play by Claire Boiko about Martian attack on the world STOPPED by "The Book That Saved The Earth".
(Pages 63-73, "FOOTPRINTS WITHOUT FEET", Supplementary Reader in English for Class X, BOARD OF SECONDARY EDUCATION, ASSAM (SEBA), copyright NCERT/National Council of Educational Research and Training, Acquired copyright SEBA. First publication: December, 2013; 75 pages; Price: Rs. 32.00.)
Actually,
Martians = Nazis NL, PF, Pam etc.
THINK-TANK = Lucifer/Satan/"God"/NL/PF/"I am the Alpha and the Omega"
Omega = PF/NL
Oop = Cynthia ["Oops! ... I suffered for you [You] today."]
Noodle = Margaret [Noodle - noodles - Maggi noodles - Maggi - Margaret]
Iota = Pam [not an iota of evidence that God "raped" her or that He "murdered" one of her many lovers - both of these very shameless accusations were shocking BULLSHIT LIES - God never knew her or spoke to her - ALSO, God never had pre-marital sex with any girl or woman. - G]
"The Book That Saved The Earth" = God = K.S.
2000 books in the library in this play reminds Me of the 2000 to 3000 books in My personal library.
[THINK-TANK first thought that the books in God's personal library are "sandwiches" - TWO slices of bread with veg. or nonveg. fillings between the two slices of bread - a book has TWO covers with printed pages between the two covers. - G]
THINK-TANK: Oop, transcribe the next code.
[Reminds Me of the coded letter I sent from UIUC to the Royal Society, London many yeats ago. (Sir Isaac Newton was President of the Royal Society, London, for many years.) I gave My sensational solution publicly only recently in My online posts. - G]
OOP: Yes, sir. (reading)
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the King's horses and all the King's men,
Cannot put Humpty Dumpty together again.
Oh, look, sir. Here's a picture of Humpty Dumpty. Why, sir, he looks like - he looks like - (turns large picture of Humpty Dumpty towards Think-Tank and the audience)
THINK-TANK: (screaming and holding his head) It's me! It's my Great and Mighty Balloon Brain. The Earthlings have seen me, and they're after me. "Had a great fall!" - That means they plan to capture Mars Central Control and me! It's an invasion of Mars [Nazis]! Noodle, prepare a space capsule for me. I must escape without delay. Space people, you must leave Earth at once, but be sure to remove all traces of your visit. Ghe Earthlings must not know that I know. (Omega, Iota, and Oop rush about, putting books back on shelves.)
NOODLE: Where shall we go, sir?
THINK-TANK: A hundred million miles away. Prder the invasion fleet to evacuate the entire planet. We are heading for Alpha Centauri, a hundred million miles away. [Tragic hope. Not a single Nazi can escape from Earth. All male and female Nazis on and inside Earth will be exterminated very soon. - G]
Kishalay Sinha [G]
A funny play by Claire Boiko about Martian attack on the world STOPPED by "The Book That Saved The Earth".
(Pages 63-73, "FOOTPRINTS WITHOUT FEET", Supplementary Reader in English for Class X, BOARD OF SECONDARY EDUCATION, ASSAM (SEBA), copyright NCERT/National Council of Educational Research and Training, Acquired copyright SEBA. First publication: December, 2013; 75 pages; Price: Rs. 32.00.)
Actually,
Martians = Nazis NL, PF, Pam etc.
THINK-TANK = Lucifer/Satan/"God"/NL/PF/"I am the Alpha and the Omega"
Omega = PF/NL
Oop = Cynthia ["Oops! ... I suffered for you [You] today."]
Noodle = Margaret [Noodle - noodles - Maggi noodles - Maggi - Margaret]
Iota = Pam [not an iota of evidence that God "raped" her or that He "murdered" one of her many lovers - both of these very shameless accusations were shocking BULLSHIT LIES - God never knew her or spoke to her - ALSO, God never had pre-marital sex with any girl or woman. - G]
"The Book That Saved The Earth" = God = K.S.
2000 books in the library in this play reminds Me of the 2000 to 3000 books in My personal library.
[THINK-TANK first thought that the books in God's personal library are "sandwiches" - TWO slices of bread with veg. or nonveg. fillings between the two slices of bread - a book has TWO covers with printed pages between the two covers. - G]
THINK-TANK: Oop, transcribe the next code.
[Reminds Me of the coded letter I sent from UIUC to the Royal Society, London many yeats ago. (Sir Isaac Newton was President of the Royal Society, London, for many years.) I gave My sensational solution publicly only recently in My online posts. - G]
OOP: Yes, sir. (reading)
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the King's horses and all the King's men,
Cannot put Humpty Dumpty together again.
Oh, look, sir. Here's a picture of Humpty Dumpty. Why, sir, he looks like - he looks like - (turns large picture of Humpty Dumpty towards Think-Tank and the audience)
THINK-TANK: (screaming and holding his head) It's me! It's my Great and Mighty Balloon Brain. The Earthlings have seen me, and they're after me. "Had a great fall!" - That means they plan to capture Mars Central Control and me! It's an invasion of Mars [Nazis]! Noodle, prepare a space capsule for me. I must escape without delay. Space people, you must leave Earth at once, but be sure to remove all traces of your visit. Ghe Earthlings must not know that I know. (Omega, Iota, and Oop rush about, putting books back on shelves.)
NOODLE: Where shall we go, sir?
THINK-TANK: A hundred million miles away. Prder the invasion fleet to evacuate the entire planet. We are heading for Alpha Centauri, a hundred million miles away. [Tragic hope. Not a single Nazi can escape from Earth. All male and female Nazis on and inside Earth will be exterminated very soon. - G]
Kishalay Sinha [G]
এরা বেশ্যারা সবাই অতি তুচ্ছ, অতি নগণ্য তাঁর কাছে । লাভ নেই ।