PATHETICALLY FUNNY

NewsX female anchor (whose name is Gaurie Dwivedi) has THE SAME VOICE AS FORMER CNN-IBN female anchor "Sagarika Ghose", and MUST be a clone of "Sagarika Ghose".

The bespectacled NDTV 24×7 male anchor I now see on TV (what's his name? not Vishnu; "TRUTH VS HYPE") and Aamir Khan MUST be clones; look exactly alike. (Spectacles removed: 9:40 p.m.)

Where do Nazis make clones?

NewsX recently advertised a FAKE all-knowing ROBOT - THE BIGGEST FRAUD ON TV.

Kishalay Sinha [G]  9:20/9:37 p.m. IST

Madhav -- clones of Krishna.

NAZI CLONES

Nazi CLONES -- clones of male and female Nazis -- baby clones to older clones -- are to be found everywhere. Most important FACT about male and female Nazis. Most astonishing and most sensational FACT about Nazis. This FACT is VITAL to understanding and detecting the Nazis, who often have the same name or synonyms. (NAZI CLONES REMEMBER ALL PAST ACTIVITIES OF THE ORIGINAL Nazi. CLONES often LOOK THE SAME and have the SAME VOICE even when they look different from the ORIGINAL male or female Nazi from whom they have been MADE. The SKIN COLOR and the RACIAL FEATURES of a male or female Nazi CLONE may be the SAME as or DIFFERENT from the skin colour and racial features of the original male or female Nazi.)

Nazi deception exposed by God.

I had first-hand proof many years ago that a species can be CHANGED into OTHER species: a CLONE of Him was transformed by Nazis into a lovely dog that lived with us many years ago in the house of My late virtuous "dad" Krishna in Guwahati. (I have never spoken about this sensational and shocking story to anyone before this moment. Satellite images ALSO contain the AUDIO AND VIDEO RECORDING of this sensational weird incident, I am sure.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

All f. parties are the same. - G

PATHETICALLY FUNNY

My DEAR Indian Army brothers so GRANDLY talking of "PROTECTING" themselves from attacks by foreign MISSILES -- so pathetically FUNNY and SO SAD and HEART-RENDING.

MILLIONS OF ARMY SOLDIERS CAN BE BURNED INSTANTLY BY LASER.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

February 9, 2019  8:30 p.m. IST

LEECH

When I was a Schoolboy many years ago (after all, even God can pretend to be A Schoolboy, so what's wrong with My being A Schoolboy), I read a funny book entitled ESCAPADES OF A MAGISTRATE, written in English by an Assamese author, which I found in the little office "library" (an office almirah) in My mother's office. The book narrates the funny story of an Englishman who was a magistrate newly posted in Assam when India was under British rule, who did not understand the Assamese language very well. One day, accompanied by his Assamese office peon, he was wading through deep muddy water in a remote backward village of Assam, wearing shorts ("half pant"), when he was shocked to find a strange object sticking inside his shorts, and he asked his peon in panic what the strange object was. "Jok, sir," the peon told him. The Englishman was furious and told him angrily, "Half the damn thing has gone inside, and you say this is a JOKE?!!" (See below, under TV REPORTERS.)

TV REPORTERS

Information-sucking TV reporters are like blood-sucking LEECH (जोंक জোঁক জোক) - VERY STICKY - VERY HARD TO SHAKE OFF WHEN THEY LATCH ON TO SOME UNFORTUNATE GUY.

Leech = जोंक (HINDI)

Leech  लीच -- जोंक, खून चूसने वाला कीड़ा

Leech sucks the blood of animals.

-- Rapidex English-Hindi Dictionary (Rapidex Publications/PUSTAK MAHAL) ₹ 140

Leech = জোঁক (BENGALI)

leech লীচ্ (plural leeches) a small worm that attaches itself to large animals and sucks their blood জোঁক

-- Oxford Essential ENGLISH-ENGLISH-BENGALI Dictionary ইংরেজি - ইংরেজি - বাংলা অভিধান (OXFORD UNIVERSITY PRESS) Rs 155

Leech = জোক (ASSAMESE)

Leech লীচ্চ্ -- জোক

-- Rapidex English-Assamese Compact Dictionary ইংৰাজী-অসমীয়া অভিধান (Rapidex PUBLICATIONS) ₹ 62/-

LEECH

When I was a Schoolboy many years ago (after all, even God can pretend to be A Schoolboy, so what's wrong with My being A Schoolboy), I read a funny book entitled ESCAPADES OF A MAGISTRATE, written in English by an Assamese author, which I found in the little office "library" (an office almirah) in My mother's office. The book narrates the funny story of an Englishman who was a magistrate newly posted in Assam when India was under British rule, who did not understand the Assamese language very well. One day, accompanied by his Assamese office peon, he was wading through deep muddy water in a remote backward village of Assam, wearing shorts ("half pant"), when he was shocked to find a strange object sticking inside his shorts, and he asked his peon in panic what the strange object was. "Jok, sir," the peon told him. The Englishman was furious and told him angrily, "Half the damn thing has gone inside, and you say this is a JOKE?!!" (See above, under TV REPORTERS.)

f. সরস্বতী পূজা

আমার ধর্মপত্নীর নাম যেহেতু স্বর্ণলক্ষ্মী - not just লক্ষ্মী but স্বর্ণলক্ষ্মী -- translation: "Golden Goddess of Wealth" -- a truly shocking and very amusing example of exaggeration or hyperbole -- I would say DECEPTION -- to put it  bluntly -- তাই ফালতু অর্থহীন একেবারে meaningless লক্ষ্মী পূজো বন্ধ করে দিয়েছি -- আর আমার ধর্মপত্নী ত বলতে গেলে অশিক্ষিত illiterate মূর্খ -- (supplementary পেয়ে কোনমতে matric পাশ করেছিল -- পড়াশোনায় বিন্দুমাত্র interest নেই -- কোনদিন বই magazine পেপার পড়তে দেখিনি -- কেবল TV serial আর বাচ্চাদের childish নাচ গান দেখা -- ভাইগুলোকে দিনরাত কেবল phone করা -- করুক -- free talk time পাচ্ছে -- এতগুলো sim দিয়েছি) -- তাই no সরস্বতী পূজা -- আমি কোনদিন সরস্বতী পূজা দেখতে যাই না -- এটা নাকি আজকাল worthless অপদার্থ ভারতীয় প্রেমিক প্রেমিকাদের Valentine's Day -- এরা সবাই গোল্লায় গেছে -- worthless good-for-nothing f. promiscuous females গুলোকে আমি TV তেও দেখি না -- পাত্তা দেই না -- এরা ত তুচ্ছ -- বাঘা বাঘা -- শুদ্ধভাবে বলতে গেলে বাঘী বাঘী sexy HONEYTRAPS ইতিপূর্বে completely নাপাত্তা হয়েছে ... As a matter of fact, কয়েক বছর হল -- by taking clever advantage of the sad demise of My "parents" and the sad demise of My parents-in-law -- I have stopped My consort's বাড়ীতে stupid daily puja out of My violent anger because she regards God in human form as "ঘর কা মুরগা ডাল বরাবর" in regard to cooking food for Him with sincerity. স্বয়ং God কে ভাল খাদ্য দিচ্ছে না, idiotic stupid arrogant human-looking gang of Nazi "gods" "goddesses" গুলোকে কিসের ঘন্টা f. "পূজো"? -- G

VADRA

I have always heard the surname Vadra of Robert Vadra pronounced as it is spelled in English or as वाड्रा but about an hour ago I heard a poor Assamese woman (she may be poor but I am thankful to her and her poor hubby for running a small food place in their small house -- hotel would be too grand a term -- for enabling Me to take quite tasty lunch and supper at a very cheap rate every day since My consort left for Silchar last Sunday -- 6 days ago; today being Saturday -- with one of her stupid unemployed brothers because I can very truthfully AND defiantly tell My consort not to worry unnecessarily and theatrically about My lunch and supper) pronounce the name Vadra as she must have heard VADRA pronounced by the local Assamese TV news channels: ভদ্ৰ ! Bhodro ! WHAT! भद्र ! ভদ্র ! This very big अभद्र অভদ্র thief चोर চোর চোৰ is भद्र ! ভদ্র ?!!

(RELAX. Unethical female entry strictly prohibited by God. What a relief. Right? Thank God. -- G)

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]

FUCKING প্ৰকল্প

FUCKING 420 NAZI বোৰৰ FUCKING 420 FUCKING "প্ৰকল্প" "প্ৰকল্প" "প্ৰকল্প" "প্ৰকল্প" "প্ৰকল্প" শুনি শুনি আমনি লগা হৈছে ।

420 NAZI CHEATS !

FUCKING NAZI BASTARDS!

FUCKING NAZI BITCHES!

FUCKING Nazi behnchoods, motherchoods, betichoods, bhabhichoods, boudichoods, bouchoods [Ass. word bou means bhabhi/boudi], boowarichoods, boumachoods, bohoochoods, randeez!

I think many Indians use the above vulgar expletives using t instead of d at the end - so I am copy-pasting the above vulgar अश्लील অশ্লীল expletives (which are very popular in India) and replacing the d by t:

FUCKING Nazi behnchoots, motherchoots, betichoots, bhabhichoots, boudichoots, bouchoots [Ass. word bou means bhabhi/boudi], boowarichoots, boumachoots, bohoochoots, randeez!

Please don't ask Me what the vulgar expletives mean because every Indian knows what these obscene words mean literally. Here I have used them metaphorically to vent My pent-up anger. (Expletives can be very useful as a means of releasing One's angry feelings. I frequently use these vulgar expletives when I am angry with My consort and vice versa.)

Kishalay কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G]

Bongs mispronounce the Hindi letter स as SH because Bongs mistakenly think that स (which has the sound of S as in sun, soon, son) sounds like the Bengali letter স (which has the sound of SH as in সাধারণ, সাহস - the Hindi letter स in the corresponding words साधारण, साहस would NOT be pronounced SH but S - the problem is, Bengali does not have the sound S -- some supposedly "substandard" Bengali does have the pronunciation S as in the word সালা for শালা !)

TV REPORTERS

Information-sucking TV reporters are like blood-sucking LEECH (जोंक জোঁক জোক) - VERY STICKY - VERY HARD TO SHAKE OFF WHEN THEY LATCH ON TO SOME UNFORTUNATE GUY.

Leech = जोंक (HINDI)

Leech  लीच -- जोंक, खून चूसने वाला कीड़ा

Leech sucks the blood of animals.

-- Rapidex English-Hindi Dictionary (Rapidex Publications/PUSTAK MAHAL) ₹ 140

leech লীচ্ (plural leeches) a small worm that attaches itself to large animals and sucks their blood জোঁক

-- Oxford Essential ENGLISH-ENGLISH-BENGALI Dictionary ইংরেজি - ইংরেজি - বাংলা অভিধান (OXFORD UNIVERSITY PRESS) Rs 155

Leech লীচ্চ্ -- জোক

-- Rapidex English-Assamese Compact Dictionary ইংৰাজী-অসমীয়া অভিধান (Rapidex PUBLICATIONS) ₹ 62/-

LEECH

When I was a Schoolboy many years ago (after all, even God can pretend to be A Schoolboy, so what's wrong with My being A Schoolboy), I read a funny book entitled ESCAPADES OF A MAGISTRATE, written in English by an Assamese author, which I found in the little office "library" (an office almirah) in My mother's office. The book narrates the funny story of an Englishman who was a magistrate newly posted in Assam when India was under British rule, who did not understand the Assamese language very well. One day, accompanied by his Assamese office peon, he was wading through deep muddy water in a remote backward village of Assam, wearing shorts ("half pant"), when he was shocked to find a strange object sticking inside his shorts, and he asked his peon in panic what the strange object was. "Jok, sir," the peon told him. The Englishman was furious and told him angrily, "Half the damn thing has gone inside, and you say this is a JOKE?!!" (See above, under TV REPORTERS.)

***

f. Supreme Court SIT judges have done NOTHING about staggering amounts of black money stashed in Swiss banks by illegally rich f. Nazis of India -- f. NAZIS 

"swadeshi" advertiser f. "Baba Ramdev" ALIAS the f. Nazi "sadhu" "Patanjali" = "reincarnation" of "swadeshi" advertiser f. "Mahatma" Gandhi = top f. NAZI 

Bongs (Bengalis) have a very funny Hindi pronunciation. - G

SANJAY - PILATUS - RAFALE

Sanjay - Pilatus - Rafale

Sanjay Bhandari Pilatus ...

Pilatus?!! Pilate?!!

Rafale?!! Raphael ...

Three top NAZI Renaissance artists:

1. Leonardo da Vinci (a la Mona Lisa painting),

2. Michelangelo (Michel angel ... f. "Archangel" Michael - f. Michael  Madhusudan [= Krishna] Dutta - Michelle Obama ... f. Michael),

3. RAPHAEL ...

WikiLeaks source: 2 LAKH CRORE RUPEES in just one Swiss bank account of "Raul Vinci" ALIAS Rahul Gandhi !! (Imagine the staggering TOTAL amount in ALL his many secret accounts in Swiss banks!)

WikiLeaks source: Ditto Barkha Dutt also has 2 LAKH CRORE RUPEES in just one Swiss bank account!!

Etc. Etc. Etc.

SANJAY = synonym of Brahma OR Shiv

"संजय उवाच ..." (Gita)

Top Nazi criminal Sanjay Gandhi - a fake helicopter accident - his dead body was never found - he escaped - "reborn" as reincarnation (as the very glib Congress spokesperson Sanjay Jha? head of the "Dale Carnegie" International Centre in New Delhi) - many clones ...

Boring বাসি গান আর কত শুনব?

ভাল গান আজকাল আর তৈরি হয় না কারণ আজকাল ভাল গান বানাতে পারা quality নেই কারো কারণ আজকাল সবাই ফাঁকিবাজ - lyricist, composer, গায়ক, গায়িকা সবাই ফাঁকিবাজ - সবাই time pass, advertised by media. কারো quality নেই - সবাই চায় বিনা পরিশ্রমে নাম কামাতে through media advertising.

কি নীরস আওয়াজ - boring বিরক্তিকর গান - practice করে না - কেবল চেহারাটা দেখাতেই আসে ।

উঃ কান ফেটে যাচ্ছে ! এটা পাগল নাকি? মাথা খারাপ Nazi?

এরা যেন সবাই সেজেগুজে এসেছে বেশ্যার মতো তাঁর সঙ্গে অশ্লীল চু./s.করবার জন্যে । (আচ্ছা, বেশ্যারা কেমন করে সাজগোজ করে তা তিনি কেমন করেই বা জানলেন কোনদিন কোন বেশ্যা visit না করে? কারণ He is The Omniscient Guy... মনে হয় প্রত্যেকের মিষ্টি v. unique - মনে হয় প্রত্যেক মিষ্টি v.র মিষ্টি স্বাদ আলাদা আলাদা - এটা কি pep talk? - a level playing field for all চরিত্রহীনা sexy rivals - by The Professional Tightrope Walker Expert Balancer?)

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G]

NAZI CLONES

Nazi CLONES -- clones of male and female Nazis -- baby clones to older clones -- are to be found everywhere. Most important FACT about male and female Nazis. Most astonishing and most sensational FACT about Nazis. This FACT is VITAL to understanding and detecting the Nazis, who often have the same name or synonyms. (NAZI CLONES REMEMBER ALL PAST ACTIVITIES OF THE ORIGINAL Nazi. CLONES often LOOK THE SAME and have the SAME VOICE even when they look different from the ORIGINAL male or female Nazi from whom they have been MADE. The SKIN COLOR and the RACIAL FEATURES of a male or female Nazi CLONE may be the SAME as or DIFFERENT from the skin colour and racial features of the original male or female Nazi.)

Nazi deception exposed by God.

I had first-hand proof many years ago that a species can be CHANGED into OTHER species: a CLONE of Him was transformed by Nazis into a lovely dog that lived with us many years ago in the house of My late virtuous "dad" Krishna in Guwahati. (I have never spoken about this sensational and shocking story to anyone before this moment. Satellite images ALSO contain the AUDIO AND VIDEO RECORDING of this sensational weird incident, I am sure.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

STUPID ARROGANT NAZIS

Swords and shields and spears and arrows and infantry and cavalry and artillery and tanks and planes and so on ad nauseam in skirmishes and battles and wars ON THE SURFACE OF EARTH - nothing but DECEPTION by the arrogant gang of stupid Nazis with headquarters INSIDE Earth who believed they were technologically TOO ADVANCED for the human race and could easily blow up the entire human race with advanced weapons at any time. Maybe Nazis WERE somewhat more advanced than humans in the hoary past but that is past history. It is obvious to Me that the stupid gang of arrogant Nazis living ON and INSIDE Earth WILL SOON BECOME EXTINCT.

God's team of incredibly advanced and deadly psycho-technologists can BURN TO ASHES the ENTIRE gang of evil male and female Nazis who are now living in extreme panic ON and INSIDE Earth in a fraction of a second. - G

Kishalay Sinha [G]

অনল FIRE आग জুই

আমি অনলকে দেখছি [অনল - fire - आग - আগুন - জুই] ৷ পর পর মিলিয়ে দেখছি, ও যেন অঙ্কের মতো সবকিছু সাজাচ্ছে ৷ স্টেপ বাই স্টেপ ৷ [Step by step.] একটু একটু করে মিলিয়ে ওপরে উঠছে ৷ এটা আসলে একটু একটু করে শিকারের দিকে এগিয়ে যাওয়া ৷ [আর খতম্ করা ... An accurate analysis by the perceptive author... As a matter of fact, I SOLVED IN A FLASH IN BOMBAY MANY YEARS AGO the TREMENDOUS secrets of immortality and eternal youth and Satan and his evil gang of CLONES and other Nazis living in disguise ON and INSIDE Earth. Since then, I have indeed moved silently, step by step, and we are now ready for the kill. - G]

[From জয়ন্ত দেঃ "মৃত, না জীবিত", পত্র ভারতী, ২০০ pages, hardbound, price ₹ 150.00]

Dilip দিলীপ

Practically all if not all "Dilip" "দিলীপ" are Nazis, e. g. Nazi General "Dilip Gos." - G

গাধার আওয়াজ - Nazi গাধা

Are smart TV channels nowadays often deliberately EXPOSING again and again to the public TRAPPED top Nazis living in pathetic disguise?

G

CAT AND MOUSE GAME

Interpol etc. are playing a cruel cat and mouse game with Nazi bosses Michael and Peter etc. and their numerous Nazi clones. Cruelty toward fucking Nazis is justified.

কোটি কোটি বছর Nazi শূয়র শূয়রণীরা অমর ছিল - এখন permanently মরে যাবে ৷

G

CRIMINAL QUACK DOCTORS

Practically all doctors and pathologists and staff of diagnostic labs are blood-sucking Nazi criminals. (Cf. CNN NEWS 18 LIVE)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

LIVE THRILLERS

These days, when I watch the leading private English-language Indian TV news channels, I get the feeling I am watching live thrillers.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SAME STORY

The story is the SAME for ALL Nazi political parties - only party names are different. But the game is up, f. Nazis.

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]