Hanuman

I have never had the slightest interest in हनुमान चालीसा or whatever.. पसंद अपना अपना - I don't visit Durga puja - I don't subscribe to childish ideas associated with Durga puja (and hate the insulting and demeaning practice of beginning making her idol with clay brought from red light districts; I have never visited prostitutes, by the way; My pure dad Krishna taught Me to be A Pure Guy) - though My simpleton dharmapatnee Swarna Lakshmi (I never took any dowry) who is illiterate compared with My vast knowledge visits puja pandals every year with her brothers' families to lessen My hard-earned money. - G