GYANPEETH AWARD

Dr. Charles Stanley

Poor, struggling, long-gagged guy - he never dreamed he would become such a celebrity overnight and that he would be uploading his VIDEOS on YouTube!... I thank God heartily from the bottom of My heart (does God have a heart?) for being so kind to him. Thank You, dear God.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

From Wikipedia:

As a young pastor, he was given the motivational book Think and Grow Rich [by internationally famous bestselling author Napoleon Hill***]. He has written, "I began to apply the principles of that book to my endeavors as a pastor, and discovered they worked. For years, I read Think and Grow Rich every year to remind myself that the truth of God is not just for one career field, it is for all manner of work and ministry."

Memorable Quote: Grandad told me, 'Charles, if God tells you to run your head through a brick wall, you head for the wall, and when you get there, God will make a hole for it.'

Kishalay Sinha [G]

*** I may be completely wrong about My bizarre speculation that Andrew Carnegie became Hitler. Bizarre.

The rich American philanthropist Andrew Carnegie, the world's richest man of his time, taught his young protege the budding journalist Napoleon Hill the secret principles of success in an interesting detailed interview whose entire transcript is available in THINK YOUR WAY TO WEALTH by Napoleon Hill (published by D.B Taraporevala, Bombay) which I purchased and studied thoroughly when I was a college student. THINK YOUR WAY TO WEALTH by Napoleon Hill and WORD POWER MADE EASY by Norman Lewis helped Me achieve My "impossible" goals very fast.

For God's sake, I will stop indulging in equations like Andrew Carnegie = WF and Napoleon Hill = NL et cetera.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

DISAPPOINTING

I learned recently that My local cable ACC would make YouTube available on TV. I only had to exchange My old (flat) set top box and remote control with a new (round) set top box and remote control by paying Rs. 1700 (Rs. 2500 - Rs. 700 refund). I got the YouTube connection a few minutes ago.

I tested My new YouTube cable TV connection with a short YouTube video by Rachel Stephens of about one minute duration - she kept on saying something from a big store but I did not understand what she was talking about. Her next video was about yoga and Christianity but soon one or two male guys started talking, obviously trying to get the attention of YouTube viewers by exploiting the popularity (maybe) of Rachel Stephens. I exited promptly. I don't like opportunistic bores butting in unwanted. Very disappointing.

I switched to Dr. Charles Stanley's first video. How dull and lifeless! I felt terrible that I had recommended him so enthusiastically (above). I understand however that it was an old video in which the poor guy had not yet been enthused by the spirit of God. But I wonder if this speaker is not the Dr. Charles Stanley I had praised. There are so many guys in the world who have the same name! Which is not very surprising in view of the fact that even Almighty God had His name usurped by Satan who called himself or herself "God". Still, very disappointing.***

What a bad start! I think I will let My consort mostly use our brand-new YouTube-on-TV facility (which needs Internet connection via hot spot in mobile or smartphone whatever you call it - she uses two or three of My sims all the time while I use the rest which is rather crazy I suppose).

Yesterday, My consort went at once in the evening at 6 P.M. to aid her bro. who was suffering from a boil on receipt of an urgent phone call. I had a rather tasteslsss supper at a nearby restaurant; My hunger was appeased though not with too much satisfaction, but I am quite used to this even when My consort resides in My abode. She returned at 10 P.M. with her brother's son Sunny, a class 9 student (free food and free tuition). She ran to her brother's aid AGAIN in the morning at 6 A.M. I told her: "No problem. I have money with which I can buy lunch for Me and Sunny."

*** [Dr. Charles Stanley: sarcastic "Jesus' Birth - The Big Picture" (GOD TV) - you can hear him on GOD TV right now at this moment at 1:35 P. M. Indian Standard Time.]

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Kishalay Sinha [G]

BULLSHIT

About two years or so ago, I went to the District Library of My home town Guwahati (capital of Assam, a state of India) to see and hear some male and female Christian Koreans who had come from (South) Korea. I went there as a kind gesture because I felt that the poor guys from a faraway country would feel hurt if residents of Guwahati did not attend their function (very natural, because no modern guy shows any interest in boring religious and spiritual stuff, being interested mainly in love and sex). I found out that the guys were former drug addicts and prostitutes who had been reformed by Christ. They danced merrily on the stage and sang popular old soulful Raj Kapoor Hindi songs by Mukesh and then a middle-aged preacher started his preaching in Korean followed by a guy belonging to a local church simultaneously translating into English and a female of the local church simultaneously translating into Assamese. (How did they learn Korean, which is such a difficullt language, I wondered.) The Korean preacher then asked the audience to raise their hands if they believed they were born "sinners" who had been "saved" by the blood of Christ, the "Son of God" aka "God".

Everyone in the audience raised their hands - EXCEPT Me because I don't believe this piece of stupid Christian BULLSHIT.

I had signed My name and given My address and My mobile number in the attendance register before the function started. A few days after the function, a female voice called Me in Assamese (she told Me she was a Hindu too when I told her I am a Hindu), and asked Me if I believed I was a born sinner or not. I told her I had NEVER SINNED. She asked Me if I had NEVER been angry. Yes, I said, I have been angry sometimes when it was necessary to be angry. "Anger is a SIN" the irritating argumentative f. female persisted. I told her to SHUT UP and cut her off. (I think I know who the f. bitch was. I am sure that Indian Army, police, and CBI and the counterparts in all other countries have the phone call recording and have identified the bitch who must be a top mistress of Christ.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BM SONG AND DANCE

Soon after learning from My phone call that I had got YouTube on our TV (I think that may have been one strong reason), My consort arrived in a hurry about an hour ago AFTER Sunny and I had "lunch" in a Bihari "hotel" nearby. Sunny and I explained to her how to switch on YouTube. After a few short boring comedy shows, I suggested to My consort in a very polite tone of voice that we watch a "nice" Bishnupriya song and dance, Myself taking special care to MINIMIZE the s. dance by the s. gal while STRESSING the nice quality of the SONG, and opened the song and dance YouTube video: falguner liri liri in bishnupriya - bishnupriya song. I heard some negative comments but I kept on stressing the SONG and not the s. dance though finally at last I admitted that I do feel a bit uneasy about the s. gal swaying her hips because I heard she is some kind of relative being a sister-in-law of a cousin brother of Mine when I was told that she now makes s. dance videos clad skimpily (I don't know if that is true - though even if true, porn "queens" do things far WORSE - or "BOLDER" if you want to use that euphemism). In defence/defense of the dancing gal, I explained to My hyper-critical dhormpopotnee that other societies or communities are much more "advanced" while our conservative Bishnupriya Manipuri society is only just beginning to "catch up"! My skeptical/sceptical consort didn't seem impressed and so we saw YouTube on TV for a few more minutes and I went back to normal TV. (Typing the letters to search an item on YouTube-on-TV is a terrible affair!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

GYANPEETH AWARD

मामूली Gyanpeeth पुरस्कार तो छोड़ो, दुनिया का सबसे heavyweight साहित्य पुरस्कार - the Nobel Prize for Literature - has been cancelled/canceled this year, 2018, out of respect for and awed by Almighty God's awesome online posts!

क्या आता जाता कौन क्या है? बहुत साल पहले मैंने धरमपत्नी को पूछा to test her General Knowledge aka GK: "Can you tell Me the name of the President of India." She replied: "Give me a hint: tell me if the President is male or female." I was SHOCKED!

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Kishalay Sinha किॆशलय सिन्हा जी [G]