BRILLIANT SOLUTION

Top bankers are the most notorious criminals on Earth.

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Is the insane rivalry between

Cane vs Abel

Peter vs Jesus

PF vs NL

Alexander vs Napoleon 

etc. etc. ad nauseam

the insane rivalry of jealous step-brothers?

G

BRILLIANT SOLUTION

Two passengers in a bus seated next to each other were having a quarrel and called the Bus Conductor to settle their dispute. The Bus Conductor asked them what was the problem. The first passenger told Him that it was so hot that he wanted to open the bus window but the other passenger would not allow this because he said it was too cold. The Bus Conductor hit upon a brilliant solution: first, He kept the window open for one hour which killed one complainant who died of unbearable cold; next, He kept the window closed for one hour which killed the rival complainant who died of unbearable heat. - G

Kishalay Sinha [G]