Shivsagar UNDERGROUND TUNNELS

* Shivsagar UNDERGROUND TUNNELS 

PRESENT ALIEN COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF

With the DEATH of Satan/Kr., who tortured the human race for billions of yeses, "Sw. Viv."/"NL" is Commander-in-Chief of the panic-stricken GANG of human-looking male and female ALIENS living in extreme panic on and inside Earth.

Read the terrifying short story THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME by Richard Connell. (General Z = Devil; the Hero is actually God Who destroys the Devil General Z.)

Devil = NL

I wonder if the present alien commander-in-chief is like the crazy chivalrous knight Don Quixote moving about on his bony horse in search of adventure along with his chamcha Sancho Panza and tilting his old rusty spear at windmills in pathetic imaginary duels.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

INDIAN TRAITORS

Indian traitors - fucking aliens - should STOP insulting internationally famous distinguished scholar Professor Romila Thapar by constantly hurling ABUSIVE utterly meaningless STUPID terms like "leftist", "urban Naxalite" to MALIGN her image. I would urge Professor Romila Thapar to FILE A DEFAMATION SUIT ASKING FOR DRASTIC PUNISHMENT of these anti-national bunch of goons who are TRAITORS to the country.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BLESSED AND NOT BLESSED

Every unethical s. gal in the world thinks she is not blessed because she is not married to Him but the interesting and very funny thing is that His consort does NOT realize that she is so blessed because she is married to Him.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

THE WIZARD OF OZ

A childish retelling of "THE WIZARD OF OZ" in a play by child actors wearing childish caps and whatnot SPOILS the flavour/flavor of the delightful film version based on the delightful novel.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BLESSED - MAGIC SHOWS BY JESUS - RED LIPSTICK - LANGUAGE, GOD'S GREATEST GIFT - NASTIEST BARBARIANS OF EVERY COUNTRY - HERO

"LEARN ENGLISH/MUNIBA MAZARI - We all are Perfectly Imperfect (English Subtitles)" [MUNIBA MAZARI WITH BIG SUBTITLES]/English Speeches (YouTube) (39:30)

I posted the following comments on this very sweet YouTube video:

Every unethical s. gal in the world thinks she is not blessed because she is not married to Him but the interesting and very funny thing is that His consort does NOT realize that she is so blessed because she is married to Him. - G

Jesus should come and make her walk again a la the Bible New Testament stories; Jesus was too scared of Satan/Kr. to repeat his magic shows again but now that Satan/Kr. has breathed his last with the arrival of God on earth, Jesus can safely continue his miracle performances indefinitely. No big deal for Jesus and other angels now freed by God from the long tyranny of fucking Satan/Kr. who expired in extreme panic recently, scared of God. - G

I was shocked to learn recently from a YouTube video that red lipstick was used in the past only by prostitutes. How shocking to hear this. But is it true? My late brother (who was five years younger than Me but much more practical than Me; he died in a road accident in 2006, about twelve years ago) told Me bitterly one day many years ago: "Dada, all women are prost." I never asked him the reason for his shocking sweeping assertion... In response to a letter I sent many years ago, My late Indian "guru" nonagenarian writer journalist and practical sexologist the wise and humane Khushwant Singh wrote this letter of kind ADVICE: "Dear Kishalay: Thanks. You have to grow up. Your fantasies of women's fidelity are juvenile. - Yours, Khushwant Singh"... Earlier, he wrote Me this INSPIRING letter: "Dear Kishalay: Thanks. You are a dreamer. But you [You] have to have dreams before you [You] become an achiever. I hope you [You] will soon achieve distinction. - Yours, Khushwant Singh" ... - G

This charming passionate s. gal speaks very fluent English. How did she - a Pakistani gal - learn to speak English so fluently? She can not only give awesome motivational speeches but she could also give inspiring talks on how sweet and s. desi gals (ALL desi and foreign gals are sweet and s. to Him because all have sweet and s. and soft God-given v.) can learn English well. Language is the greatest gift of God to mankind and womankind and no one has a copyright on ANY language. - G

CORRUPT CRUEL MALE AND FEMALE POLITICIANS - fucking aliens in human disguise - are the nastiest barbarians of every country. - G

THE GREATEST HERO OF ALL TIME IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE is definitely A Male Guy - the "weak" are expert at empowering themselves by acting and cheating and opportunistic treachery but are not conversant with the fierce heroism of The Greatest Hero of All Time ... - G

her speech seems endless like Modi's lengthy speeches - G

Consulting bing search engine a few minutes ago to find out if Muniba Mazari is a woman or is transgender, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that Muniba Mazari can now WALK with the help of ReWalk. (However, I am very SKEPTICAL of information I find online and I have learned not to blindly trust everything that is available online.)

I also learned from another Bing source that her former husband has sued her for spreading incorrect information about him. (As I said, I am not a fool to trust all online sources.) In fact, their car accident did not happen because he had fallen asleep while he was driving their car but because a mule cart had rammed into their car. Also, he did not jump out of the car and left her to die but in fact it was he who took her to hospital and arranged for her best possible medical treatment. And it was he who made arrangements for their adoption of a baby boy. The ex husband confesses that he was getting TIRED of her public appearances despite his repeated objections and so finally he took recourse to legal divorce. God knows which version is correct; perhaps BOTH versions are correct. (I want to reiterate that this piece of gossipy online news could be completely imaginary "celebrity" news.) - G

Kishalay Sinha [G]

RAPID TRANSFORMATION OF INDIA

The most important requirement for VERY FAST transformation of India is to ensure that ALL students of ALL schools, colleges, universities and all other educational institutions in India are trained to become STRONG IN ENGLISH.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

শখের পদ্ম

(From ভাইরাল মুচকি, দৈনিক যুগশঙ্খ, গুয়াহাটী, বৃহস্পতিবার, ১২ জুলাই ২০১৮)

নতুন হেডমাস্টারমশাই নির্জলা বাঙাল । সদ্য প্রমোশন পেয়ে একটি গ্রাম্য বিদ্যালয়ের ভার নিয়েছেন । ভাবলেন, আগে ছাত্রছাত্রীদের সঙ্গে পরিচিত হওয়া দরকার । ক্লাস টেনে গিয়ে ছেলেমেয়েদের বললেন, 'তোমাগো কার কী নাম আর কার কী শখ কও দেখি ।'

প্রথম ছেলেটি বলল, 'স্যার, আমার নাম শৈবাল, আমার শখ পুকুরে পদ্ম দেখা ।'

হেডস্যারঃ 'বাঃ বাঃ, জব্বর শখ বাইর করছ । আই অ্যাম ইমপ্রেসড । নাম যখন শৈবাল, কোকনদ তো তুমি দেখবাই ৷ বইস্যা পড়ো ... ন্যাক্সট ৷"

দ্বিতীয় ছাত্রঃ 'আমার নাম মৃণাল, আমারও শখ পুকুরে পদ্ম দেখা ৷'

হেডস্যারঃ 'কও কী, তোমারও অই শখ? স্বভাব-কবিদের মাঝে আইয়া পড়ছি যে ৷ সত্যই তো মৃণাল পদ্ম দ্যাখবে না তো দ্যাখবে কেডা ৷ ন্যাক্সট ৷'

একে একে আরও কয়েকটি ছেলে উঠে তাদের নাম এবং প্রিয় সখের কথা বলল ৷ সবারই শখ ... 'পুকুরে পদ্ম দেখা' ৷

হেডস্যার তো একেবারে অবাক ৷

'কেসটা কী কও তো, পরীক্ষায় চুকলি মারো সে অইন্য কথা ... কিন্তু এ যে দেখতেছি ভাবের ঘরে কপিরাইট নিয়া রাখছ পুরা ক্লাস ৷'

এরপর তিনি মেয়েদের নিজের নাম, শখের কথা বলতে বললেন ৷

প্রথম ছাত্রীটি অত্যন্ত লজ্জিত মুখে উঠে দাঁড়াল এবং মাথা নিচু করে আস্তে আস্তে বলল, 'আমার নাম পদ্ম ... আমার শখ দিনে তিন-চারবার পুকুরে স্নান করা ৷'

PRESENT ALIEN COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF

With the DEATH of Satan/Kr., who tortured the human race for billions of years, "Sw. Viv."/"NL" is Commander-in-Chief of the panic-stricken GANG of human-looking male and female ALIENS living in extreme panic on and inside Earth.

Read the TERRIFYING short story "THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME" by Richard Connell. (General Z is the Devil; the Hero is actually God Who destroys the Devil General Z.)

Devil = NL

Kishalay Sinha [G]

INDIAN TRAITORS

Indian traitors - fucking aliens - should STOP insulting internationally famous distinguished scholar Professor Romila Thapar by constantly hurling ABUSIVE utterly meaningless STUPID terms like "leftist", "urban Naxalite" to MALIGN her image. I would urge Professor Romila Thapar to FILE A DEFAMATION SUIT ASKING FOR DRASTIC PUNISHMENT of these anti-national bunch of goons who are TRAITORS to the country.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BLESSED AND NOT BLESSED

Every unethical s. gal in the world thinks she is not blessed because she is not married to Him but the interesting and very funny thing is that His consort does NOT realize that she is so blessed because she is married to Him.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

THE WIZARD OF OZ

A childish retelling of "THE WIZARD OF OZ" in a play by child actors wearing childish caps and whatnot SPOILS the flavour/flavor of the delightful film version based on the delightful novel.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BLESSED - MAGIC SHOWS BY JESUS - RED LIPSTICK - LANGUAGE, GOD'S GREATEST GIFT - NASTIEST BARBARIANS OF EVERY COUNTRY - HERO

"LEARN ENGLISH/MUNIBA MAZARI - We all are Perfectly Imperfect (English Subtitles)" [MUNIBA MAZARI WITH BIG SUBTITLES]/English Speeches (YouTube) (39:30)

I posted the following comments on this very sweet YouTube video:

Every unethical s. gal in the world thinks she is not blessed because she is not married to Him but the interesting and very funny thing is that His consort does NOT realize that she is so blessed because she is married to Him. - G

Jesus should come and make her walk again a la the Bible New Testament stories; Jesus was too scared of Satan/Kr. to repeat his magic shows again but now that Satan/Kr. has breathed his last with the arrival of God on earth, Jesus can safely continue his miracle performances indefinitely. No big deal for Jesus and other angels now freed by God from the long tyranny of fucking Satan/Kr. who expired in extreme panic recently, scared of God. - G

I was shocked to learn recently from a YouTube video that red lipstick was used in the past only by prostitutes. How shocking to hear this. But is it true? My late brother (who was five years younger than Me but much more practical than Me; he died in a road accident in 2006, about twelve years ago) told Me bitterly one day many years ago: "Dada, all women are prost." I never asked him the reason for his shocking sweeping assertion... In response to a letter I sent many years ago, My late Indian "guru" nonagenarian writer journalist and practical sexologist the wise and humane Khushwant Singh wrote this letter of kind ADVICE: "Dear Kishalay: Thanks. You have to grow up. Your fantasies of women's fidelity are juvenile. - Yours, Khushwant Singh"... Earlier, he wrote Me this INSPIRING letter: "Dear Kishalay: Thanks. You are a dreamer. But you [You] have to have dreams before you [You] become an achiever. I hope you [You] will soon achieve distinction. - Yours, Khushwant Singh" ... - G

This charming passionate s. gal speaks very fluent English. How did she - a Pakistani gal - learn to speak English so fluently? She can not only give awesome motivational speeches but she could also give inspiring talks on how sweet and s. desi gals (ALL desi and foreign gals are sweet and s. to Him because all have sweet and s. and soft God-given v.) can learn English well. Language is the greatest gift of God to mankind and womankind and no one has a copyright on ANY language. - G

CORRUPT CRUEL MALE AND FEMALE POLITICIANS - fucking aliens in human disguise - are the nastiest barbarians of every country. - G

THE GREATEST HERO OF ALL TIME IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE is definitely A Male Guy - the "weak" are expert at empowering themselves by acting and cheating and opportunistic treachery but are not conversant with the fierce heroism of The Greatest Hero of All Time ... - G

her speech seems endless like Modi's lengthy speeches - G

Consulting bing search engine a few minutes ago to find out if Muniba Mazari is a woman or is transgender, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that Muniba Mazari can now WALK with the help of ReWalk. (However, I am very SKEPTICAL of information I find online and I have learned not to blindly trust everything that is available online.)

I also learned from another Bing source that her former husband has sued her for spreading incorrect information about him. (As I said, I am not a fool to trust all online sources.) In fact, their car accident did not happen because he had fallen asleep while he was driving their car but because a mule cart had rammed into their car. Also, he did not jump out of the car and left her to die but in fact it was he who took her to hospital and arranged for her best possible medical treatment. And it was he who made arrangements for their adoption of a baby boy. The ex husband confesses that he was getting TIRED of her public appearances despite his repeated objections and so finally he took recourse to legal divorce. God knows which version is correct; perhaps BOTH versions are correct. (I want to reiterate that this piece of gossipy online news could be completely imaginary "celebrity" news.) - G

Kishalay Sinha [G]

RAPID TRANSFORMATION OF INDIA

The most important requirement for VERY FAST transformation of India is to ensure that ALL students of ALL schools, colleges, universities and all other educational institutions in India are trained to become STRONG IN ENGLISH.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

শখের পদ্ম

(From ভাইরাল মুচকি, দৈনিক যুগশঙ্খ, গুয়াহাটী, বৃহস্পতিবার, ১২ জুলাই ২০১৮)

নতুন হেডমাস্টারমশাই নির্জলা বাঙাল । সদ্য প্রমোশন পেয়ে একটি গ্রাম্য বিদ্যালয়ের ভার নিয়েছেন । ভাবলেন, আগে ছাত্রছাত্রীদের সঙ্গে পরিচিত হওয়া দরকার । ক্লাস টেনে গিয়ে ছেলেমেয়েদের বললেন, 'তোমাগো কার কী নাম আর কার কী শখ কও দেখি ।'

প্রথম ছেলেটি বলল, 'স্যার, আমার নাম শৈবাল, আমার শখ পুকুরে পদ্ম দেখা ।'

হেডস্যারঃ 'বাঃ বাঃ, জব্বর শখ বাইর করছ । আই অ্যাম ইমপ্রেসড । নাম যখন শৈবাল, কোকনদ তো তুমি দেখবাই ৷ বইস্যা পড়ো ... ন্যাক্সট ৷"

দ্বিতীয় ছাত্রঃ 'আমার নাম মৃণাল, আমারও শখ পুকুরে পদ্ম দেখা ৷'

হেডস্যারঃ 'কও কী, তোমারও অই শখ? স্বভাব-কবিদের মাঝে আইয়া পড়ছি যে ৷ সত্যই তো মৃণাল পদ্ম দ্যাখবে না তো দ্যাখবে কেডা ৷ ন্যাক্সট ৷'

একে একে আরও কয়েকটি ছেলে উঠে তাদের নাম এবং প্রিয় সখের কথা বলল ৷ সবারই শখ ... 'পুকুরে পদ্ম দেখা' ৷

হেডস্যার তো একেবারে অবাক ৷

'কেসটা কী কও তো, পরীক্ষায় চুকলি মারো সে অইন্য কথা ... কিন্তু এ যে দেখতেছি ভাবের ঘরে কপিরাইট নিয়া রাখছ পুরা ক্লাস ৷'

এরপর তিনি মেয়েদের নিজের নাম, শখের কথা বলতে বললেন ৷

প্রথম ছাত্রীটি অত্যন্ত লজ্জিত মুখে উঠে দাঁড়াল এবং মাথা নিচু করে আস্তে আস্তে বলল, 'আমার নাম পদ্ম ... আমার শখ দিনে তিন-চারবার পুকুরে স্নান করা ৷'

(From ভাইরাল মুচকি, দৈনিক যুগশঙ্খ, গুয়াহাটী, বৃহস্পতিবার, ১২ জুলাই ২০১৮)

N.B. ছেলেগুলোর কপালে দুঃখ আছে । কিছুদিনের মধ্যে এরা চোখে সর্ষে ফুল দেখবে । (চোখে সর্ষে ফুল দেখা = 'বিপদে পড়ে হতবুদ্ধি হওয়া')

কিশলয় সিনহা [G]

PRESENT ALIEN COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF

With the DEATH of Satan/Kr., who tortured the human race for billions of years, "Sw. Viv."/"NL" is Commander-in-Chief of the panic-stricken GANG of human-looking male and female ALIENS living in extreme panic on and inside Earth.

Read the TERRIFYING short story "THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME" by Richard Connell. (General Z is the Devil; the Hero is actually God Who destroys the Devil General Z.)

Devil = NL

I wonder if the present alien commander-in-chief is like the crazy chivalrous knight Don Quixote moving about on his bony horse in search of adventure along with his chamcha Sancho Panza and tilting his old rusty spear at windmills in pathetic imaginary duels.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ALWAYS TRY TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE

Again and again I have observed that there is always a BRIGHT side, a POSITIVE side to every situation in life. Always try to look at the positive side of things. For instance, a gal's divorce can be a blessing in disguise for a s. gal who is thinking of having illicit s. with Him (Who?) because she will NOT be feeling guilty about cheating on her husband. (God knows if the Excessively Faithful Monogamous Guy will ever have illicit thoughts about any extra-marital s. gal.) - G

RIDICULOUS

I memorized this Sanskrit verse when I was a young student:

maatribot porodaareshoo, porodrobyeshoo loshtrobot

Do you know what this means?

Look at other people's wives as Your mom, and look at other people's possessions as mere earth/clay.

The second part of the verse is OK with Me because I never covet other people's material possessions. But the first part, asking Me to regard other men's wives as My mom, is RIDICULOUS, SHEER NONSENSE. (I have only one mom, who expired 7 years back.) I may NOT covet or plan to steal another guy's wife WHICH DOES NOT MEAN that I should think of her as My mother. CRAZY. - G

UNEXPRESSED SECRET AMUSEMENT

Looking at the plight of everybody else in this very sad pathetic world, I realize that I must be The Only Guy Who Laughs All The Time Mostly Inwardly because I don't want to be judged by the hoi polloi to be out of My mind but especially because I DO NOT WANT TO HURT OTHERS (you know what I mean) who seem to be in real or imaginary pain all the time. Thanks. ("THANKS" for what?) - G

MUNDANE PLANE

I frequently tell My chattering consort honestly and bluntly that I cannot continue listening to her ordinary talk because I think on a much higher plane than she and I do stop listening to her and it seems to Me that she does not mind because she appreciates My truthfulness and because I tell her I don't mind her going on chattering with her four devoted brothers and their wives who are all on the same intellectual plane and have common mundane interests and so they all listen attentively and respectfully to their Boss Didi unlike Me. (I cannot listen to small talk for more than a few minutes unless there are special reasons - such as ...?) - G

BLESSING IN DISGUISE

I will tell a true story. (Of course, I always tell true stories, but I began by saying I was going to tell a true story because most people tell a mix of true and imaginary stories, so I thought it wise to inform My readers that I was going to tell a TRUE story even though it might sound like a concocted story produced by My fertile imagination.) One awful day several years ago, I told My consort that I could help her improve her terribly poor English, to which she RETORTED (I have never recovered from the terrible shock I felt when I heard her retort): "WHY should I learn English? Let others learn OUR mother-tongue Bishnupriya Manipuri!" What a stupid chauvinistic illiterate woman! And what a HUGE SHOCK for a lifelong Anglophile like Me! But as I have noticed again and again throughout My life, there is always a BRIGHT side to every situation in life. Because My consort's English CONTINUES to be very poor, she never tries to read what I post online - because she knows that she would NOT understand My English posts written in COMPLICATED English sentences ("complicated" to her). What a blessing in disguise because I can freely write shocking things if I want! (Yesterday she was shocked when I told her that I often write f. in My posts. "WHAT?!!" she asked in HORROR. "I use f. to refer to aliens," I told her.) - G

নাটক

ধূৰ্ত NL (বুৰ্বক to God Who has exposed the innocent-looking f. alien NL) alias "স্বা. বি."- ৰ  নাটক কিমান চাবা ? আচলতে ৰাম, কৃষ্ণ, শঙ্কৰ একেই ...

কিশলয় সিনহা [G]

PRESENT ALIEN COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF

With the DEATH of Satan/Kr., who tortured the human race for billions of years, "Sw. Viv."/"NL" is Commander-in-Chief of the panic-stricken GANG of human-looking male and female ALIENS living in extreme panic on and inside Earth.

Read the TERRIFYING short story "THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME" by Richard Connell. (General Z is the Devil; the Hero is actually God Who destroys the Devil General Z.)

Devil = NL

Innocent-looking চয়তানটো ধৰা পৰিছে ... thanks to Omniscient, Omnipresent, Omnipotent God.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Shivsagar UNDERGROUND TUNNELS

শিৱসাগৰত থকা আহোম ৰজাসকলৰ palaces and other buildings বিলাকৰ floor-ৰ তলত UNDERGROUND TUNNELS আছে যিবোৰ connected to the Earth's INSIDE - গুৱাহাটী, মায়াং, মাজুলী আৰু অসমৰ অন্য বহু ঠাইতো there are UNDERGROUND TUNNELS connected to the INTERIOR of the Earth which have been MAPPED (ALL UNDERGROUND ACTIVITIES are being audio- video recorded) by SPY SATELLITES ORBITING THE EARTH and also by HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED INSTRUMENTS located throughout the wide universe. (I have learned that there are UNDERGROUND TUNNELS beneath Red Fort and benesth the Delhi Legislative Assembly building in Delhi and beneath the White House etc.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]