WARNING; BOBBY; ALIEN TV NEWS CHANNELS

WARNING - BOBBY - ALIEN TV NEWS CHANNELS

Aurangzeb shot dead

The "jawan" who was abducted and then shot dead in Kashmir (I think yesterday) has the strange name Aurangzeb. The latest reincarnation of former Indian Emperor Aurangzeb? Or perhaps one of his numerous  clones? (It is not likely, however, I think, that the latest reincarnation of Aurangzeb would choose to be a very ordinary guy and constantly risk his life in a war. It is far more likely, I think, that he would choose to live a SAFE life as far as possible, without too much risk to his life. On the other hand, TOP ALIENS have always been SECRETLY REVIVED after their dramatic deaths, or maybe CLONES are made from any PART of their body, so it is NOT IMPOSSIBLE that abducted and killed Aurangzeb COULD be the original Aurangzeb who planned to escape and appear in a DECEPTIVE new reincarnation. I still think, however, that the original emperor Aurangzeb is LESS LIKELY to live like an ordinary jawan than as someone like sophisticated Mukul Deva, a former terrorist expert.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

CIA vs VHP

I have just heard an Indian TV news channel reporting that VHP (Viswa Hindu Parishad) has issued a serious "warning" to CIA. I wonder what is the issue, why VHP is taking "punga" with highly sophisticated and very dangerous CIA which has professional killers in every country.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Sex

It is not possible for A Guy to have s. with thousands or may be millions of sweet s. gals - unless The Guy and all sweet s. gals who want to have unlimited endless joyful s. with Him again and again repeatedly without end become immortal and enjoy eternal life - which is quite possible, by the way.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BIAS

Unethical TV news channels keep presenting false and very biased reports day in day out in a desperate bid to hide the truth and incite the public but thanks to social media which makes use of fantastic modern inventions Internet and mobile technology, the nefarious activities of unethical TV news channels have been CRUSHED.

Was. Huss. is an alien swine who deserves to be shot dead.

A poor sweet s. widow can have illicit romantic and s.  yearning for A Brutal Unfeeling Guy she has been head over heels in love with for many years without success, Who however keeps saying: "My sweet LOVE, My sweet DARLING, My sweet INSPIRATION" - SILENTLY - to make sure His unsuspecting consort does not suspect anything.

Jealousy is a proof of love.

The more the merrier for Him.

Thank God for social media.

Sudhir Chaudhary is a FUCKING ALIEN.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

June 15, 2018

WARNING

I recently read a thought-provoking warning: "BEWARE OF LOVER, WIFE, DAUGHTER, SISTER [who are ALIENS, one's real daughter and sister getting exchanged in secret by ALIENS with an alien FAKE 'daughter' and an alien FAKE 'sister' to spy on you]." I should add: "BEWARE OF FATHER AND MOTHER AND SON AND BROTHER [who are ALIENS, one's real son and brother getting exchanged in secret by ALIENS with an alien FAKE 'son' and an alien FAKE 'brother' to spy on you]." Also, it is possible that when you were a baby, you were exchanged with another baby immediately after your birth or soon after your birth, without your knowledge.

BOBBY

When I was passing hectic days in Bombay [Mumbai] many years ago, meeting mysterious "hippies" Y and Z etc. and glancing at mysterious hot s. gals Ms. X and Ms. Z, I felt very happy to read a fascinating book that I bought from a second-hand bookshop in Bombay - "25 MAGIC STEPS TO WORD POWER" by Dr. Wilfred Funk (My noble American guru; sexologist Khushwant Singh was My Indian guru) - in which fascinating book I read a sentence which said something like: "There is not an iota of evidence that Bobby is a bad boy." When I was a little boy, I was kept for some time by My parents as a boarder in the hostel of the English-medium missionary school St. Agnes' at Haflong in Assam (in India) where I was given the name "BOBBY" by affectionate "Sisters" and "Mothers" at St. Agnes'. (Bobby is a familiar form of Robert - a London policeman is called "Bobby" after Sir Robert Peel, the politician who created London's police force in the 19th century.) When I left St. Agnes' after a few months of stay in the hostel (I stood first in class), I was plunged headlong into Class IV of Bengali-medium Victoria Memorial Govt. School at Hailakandi where My late dad Krishna was a lawyer (he was an unsuccessful lawyer; My dad Krishna used to say "যার নাই অন্য গতি, সে করে ওকালতি") and My mom Sukhajyoti সুখজ্যোতি सुखज्योति was a teacher (probably Assistant Headmistress) at a well-known Bengali-medium girls' school in Hailakandi. I felt like a fish out of water in Class IV, having only learned the Bengali alphabet অ আ ক খ etc. - I struggled through Class IV and somehow managed to pass Class IV. Next year, My parents came to Gauhati [Guwahati] where we settled permanently. My dad Krishna joined a semi-government bank as its Legal Adviser, and My mom Sukhajyoti taught for some time in Assamese-medium T.C. Girls' School, and then became a District Social Education (Adult Education) Officer. I struggled through Class V in the well-known Bengali-medium school at Paltan Bazar in Guwahati, but then I secured the second position in Class VI Half Yearly exam and first position in Class VI Annual exam. Then My dad Krishna got Me admitted into class VII of ENGLISH-MEDIUM missionary school Don Bosco in Guwahati - how bizarre! Again, I was like a fish out of water for some time! I got the 5th position in the Half Yearly exam - but quickly got Myself acclimatised to the English-medium ambience and stood first from Class VII Annual exam onwards right till end of Class X. (And I have become The Greatest Writer of All Time.) I had Assamese boys who were My young friends just as I had young Bong friends (I had no girlfriends; I was not interested), and the Assamese and Bengali alphabet are practically the same and so I am equally fluent in the closely allied languages Bengali and Assamese. I sometimes wonder if My dad Krishna, who was a great educator, was perhaps Lord Macaulay and/or Voltaire in his previous "reincarnations". (I stopped being called "Bobby" when I returned home after My temporary stay as a little kid at St. Agnes'. Nowadays, Bobby seems to have become a popular name for Indian gals.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ALIEN TV NEWS CHANNELS

Alien TV news channels run by aliens shed crocodile tears and show fake sympathy for the cheated public who should NEVER TRUST alien scoundrels of alien TV news channels.

Kishalay Sinha [G]